@KittenLicks has tasked me with writing a blog about Easter (from this thread)
To be honest, this one feels super hard to write. I really don't celebrate Easter anymore. This weekend, Mr. Devious and I are just going to go to dinner and a movie and then otherwise take the long weekend to chill at home. Not super exciting!
However, for those that do want to celebrate, I thought I could come up with a list of different kinky ways that you could make Easter fun! So here are a few ideas that have cum (
) to mind:
1. Rabbit vibe: These cute vibes have fun little rabbit ears to tickle that special place! They are a lot of fun to use and deliver many different sensations. This is the perfect season to pull it out and get some use from it!

2. Easter egg hunt: Just like when we were kids, you can search for eggs! A fun way to do this solo is to toss them around a big room and then blindfold yourself, and you have to find all the eggs before you are allowed to release yourself. There are a lot of other additions to add to your ordeal as well - a vibe, gag, plug etc. Alternatively, you could have a partner hide the eggs for you. Depending on which ones are found, and how quickly, you might have treats or consequences in the eggs!
3. Birthing an egg: Easter is about rebirth and spring in general is a time of new life. So why not lay your own egg! Stick it up inside you (I would suggest a hard boiled egg that is peeled. Also if you are putting it in anally, maybe consider sticking it in a condom with a string tied to it for help releasing if needed). To make it a bit more humiliating, maybe you need to walk around clucking for awhile, and finally squat over a bowl to lay your egg.
4. Dress up: I always think it is fun to dress up, or decorate your sexy bits. Maybe you can dress your penor up as a bunny or carrot, or your boob or balls could make great easter eggs. Be creative, have fun and a good laugh!

5. Have some messy fun: Easter is the chocolate holiday so I am sure there is lots around to spare. I know every year I somehow ended up with a 1 lb solid chocolate bunny that I never ate. Instead, why don't you melt it down and slather it all over yourself. If you have a partner they could help you lick it off, or enjoy yourself as a treat!
6. Spend some time on the cross: For anybody who is religious or who is familiar with religion, Jesus apparently spent time on a cross. Of course he was nailed TO the cross. However, if you aren't into edge play (crucifixion play is actually a thing!), maybe you can be nailed while ON the cross.
I hope these give you some ideas for a fun Easter!
To be honest, this one feels super hard to write. I really don't celebrate Easter anymore. This weekend, Mr. Devious and I are just going to go to dinner and a movie and then otherwise take the long weekend to chill at home. Not super exciting!
However, for those that do want to celebrate, I thought I could come up with a list of different kinky ways that you could make Easter fun! So here are a few ideas that have cum (

1. Rabbit vibe: These cute vibes have fun little rabbit ears to tickle that special place! They are a lot of fun to use and deliver many different sensations. This is the perfect season to pull it out and get some use from it!

2. Easter egg hunt: Just like when we were kids, you can search for eggs! A fun way to do this solo is to toss them around a big room and then blindfold yourself, and you have to find all the eggs before you are allowed to release yourself. There are a lot of other additions to add to your ordeal as well - a vibe, gag, plug etc. Alternatively, you could have a partner hide the eggs for you. Depending on which ones are found, and how quickly, you might have treats or consequences in the eggs!
3. Birthing an egg: Easter is about rebirth and spring in general is a time of new life. So why not lay your own egg! Stick it up inside you (I would suggest a hard boiled egg that is peeled. Also if you are putting it in anally, maybe consider sticking it in a condom with a string tied to it for help releasing if needed). To make it a bit more humiliating, maybe you need to walk around clucking for awhile, and finally squat over a bowl to lay your egg.
4. Dress up: I always think it is fun to dress up, or decorate your sexy bits. Maybe you can dress your penor up as a bunny or carrot, or your boob or balls could make great easter eggs. Be creative, have fun and a good laugh!

5. Have some messy fun: Easter is the chocolate holiday so I am sure there is lots around to spare. I know every year I somehow ended up with a 1 lb solid chocolate bunny that I never ate. Instead, why don't you melt it down and slather it all over yourself. If you have a partner they could help you lick it off, or enjoy yourself as a treat!
6. Spend some time on the cross: For anybody who is religious or who is familiar with religion, Jesus apparently spent time on a cross. Of course he was nailed TO the cross. However, if you aren't into edge play (crucifixion play is actually a thing!), maybe you can be nailed while ON the cross.
I hope these give you some ideas for a fun Easter!