Doggo is back for another report! Today, was way less busy! Which meant he could work on some keywords! It started with Doggo enjoying a couple Blue Berry Waffles with syrup, which this makes for a much bigger mess compared to really any other breakfast just yet! Syrup all over doggo face and hair making for a pretty decent clean up by the end of it!
Also took care of some drool, hump, zoomies in the morning before heading off to work! When I returned I got a couple other keywords wrapped up as well! But like last night, Doggo was very much looking forward to his walk again!
Yesterday as you know, Doggo had to do his roll over edge which was so fun! Today, after doggo randomly mentioned it in a reply... Doggo had to hump the grass to an edge! Doggo will keep his mouth shut from now on so this doesn't happen again

So after many nights of really nice weather, it decided that it was time to get cold and windy again with a few flurries flying through the night. Doggo didn't mind as he was too horny to care! Walked a different route today to see how that would go to find a suitable location for his hump. This new path is primarily all dirt, so after a snowy/rainy day it's not one doggo is going to want to use but for tonight it was perfectly dry! The path is dark and somewhat secluded, on one side there's houses not too far away but in the darkness they're enough away that I'm not having to be too worried about being seen. The other side has houses that are much more spread out and somewhat closer.
I began the walk a little bit after sunset because I wanted to just see what the area was like AND see if any cameras are just randomly around, I didn't see any... nor have I heard any one mention who's this doggo walking around. SO I think it's perfect! After my first pass I went to the end of the dirt road and turned around ready to hump the ground! With hardly any light I was looking for a spot that had a grouping of tall grass that would block most directions and eventually I did! I quickly looked both ways of the pass to make sure no one was going to walk past and laid on the ground and just started humping! I originally planned on pulling my pants down but this grass can get a little pokey, and I didn't want that having direct access to my junk so just kept everything on. The wind made it so absolutely more worse because the grass blocked my view mostly, I couldn't hear if anyone was coming as I wasn't too far off the main path. Would someone see me? Probably not. But the thought of it being a possibility raced through my mind as I continued my hump. Eventually I got closer and closer to an edge and when I did I just stopped moving for a bit, just to make sure the coast was clear. Once I figured it was, I popped up really quick and got walking like nothing had just happened. Unfortunately, another feeling was starting to pop in as my walk continued
You see, Doggo made the mistake of not peeing before he left for the walk. SO after drinking a lot of water today, bladder had decided he wanted to join the fun of the walk! At first Doggo thought he'd be fine to make it back home so he could pee in the tub, but as the horniness wore off further into the walk the urge to pee increased. It increased so much so that it got to the point where doggo just needed to go! So I thought the spot I was at was perfect enough, dark and covered and didn't think twice. Pulled my pants and underwear down to my knees, got on all fours and even before being on all fours Doggo was already going..... And of course being outside and peeing this was easily one of the longest pees yet, splashing everywhere on my legs, arms, back onto my underwear and jeans behind me it was just going everywhere and doggo couldn't have felt more relived!
A very fun walk today, with some unintentionally added fun lol