If you were ...

[zookeeper]

Take turns asking "If you were ______, which would you be?"
Feel free to explain your answer and then ask another

I will go first:
If you were a sex toy, which would you be?

I think I'd very much like to be a lovesense lush. Hang out all the time somewhere warm and wet and maybe even get to see the world if my human is the adventurous type and takes me with her on strolls

 

[Sophieofthewoods]

Zookeeper appears to have gotten confused so this is from Kisune's post.

I'd like to say queen, but I feel I would be more of a pawn to be sacrificed.


If you were a character from fiction who would you be?