@SilkAndSour has chosen her pose: naked, hold an unpeeled banana between your ass cheeks, then write 100 times "Minions and Bananas are better than me". Then open the Banana half way and hold it between your cheeks again, and take the picture from behind while you are face down ass up while you hold the pages left and right from your ass. if the banana falls, you have to tape it in place using ductape.