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Pluky

Pluky

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I'm sure we all have kinky things we wish we could do, or find hot to imagine, but alas something makes them just not doable, maybe your living situation, your health, or simply that some things are too much for real life and meant to stay a fantasy.

Share here the things that make you horny only in theory 🫣
 
Dominating someone in public, and humiliating them in public too. A hot idea, but way to risky given how busy things are around here
 
Zero-G play. Or rather gravity play in general. Yes there is inversion and it is fantastic, but that just flips it upside down. Free-fall sessions would be very short, as would be ones in parabola flight, although that would probably be the most realistic, with zero-g phase being a highlight. Full-on orbital flight would be the dream though. Orbital flight in a craft with a centrifuge.
Imagine the possibilities, the challenges!
Zero-G bondage, an epic restrictive cuddle fest equally from all sides! Not to mention WAM play! Floaty globs of goo that chomp you up with surface tension as you touch them! Not to mention being floaty!
 
baloo said:
Zero-G play. Or rather gravity play in general. Yes there is inversion and it is fantastic, but that just flips it upside down. Free-fall sessions would be very short, as would be ones in parabola flight, although that would probably be the most realistic, with zero-g phase being a highlight. Full-on orbital flight would be the dream though. Orbital flight in a craft with a centrifuge.
Imagine the possibilities, the challenges!
Zero-G bondage, an epic restrictive cuddle fest equally from all sides! Not to mention WAM play! Floaty globs of goo that chomp you up with surface tension as you touch them! Not to mention being floaty!
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Zero g could be exciting for sure
 
I have this one fantasy that I call "tasting a thousand toes".

While technically possible, in order to do this I would need 100 willing women. Women who are at least 18+ but otherwise completely random yet consenting strangers from all walks of life.
I would be lying naked on the floor. Tied spread eagle as a bonus.
These women would then each walk up to me and, one by one, put their bare feet on my face.
I would then suck on each of their toes for 10 seconds each before receiving the next pair of feet.
This would continue in a single session after I had sucked on all - so 1000 - toes.
As a bonus, while the next in the line waits they could trample, foot play with my cock.

I know this could never happen in practice but its very hot to think about!
 
Manure play. Aside from the health risks, finding a safe place to do it is very hard. When you google manure fetish, most results are from people being arrested for breaking into farms. I don't want to get arrested, I also don't want to knocking on farmer's doors like "hello, could I maybe get access to your cow manure for my sexual pleasure?"
 
MessyAshy said:
Manure play. Aside from the health risks, finding a safe place to do it is very hard. When you google manure fetish, most results are from people being arrested for breaking into farms. I don't want to get arrested, I also don't want to knocking on farmer's doors like "hello, could I maybe get access to your cow manure for my sexual pleasure?"
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I'm so happy that a fetish like that exists because it makes some of my more gross kinks seem normal. But also ew.
 
MessyAshy said:
Manure play. Aside from the health risks, finding a safe place to do it is very hard. When you google manure fetish, most results are from people being arrested for breaking into farms. I don't want to get arrested, I also don't want to knocking on farmer's doors like "hello, could I maybe get access to your cow manure for my sexual pleasure?"
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Just a thought, I don’t know about Belgium but here, people who own horses often sell the manure in sacks at their gates as manure for gardening, you don’t have to be honest about why you want it.
 
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