Groan worthy dad jokes

[Butterfly]

Drop your worst dad jokes here

 

[MessyAshy]

I slept like a log!
...
...
woke up in the fireplace.

 

[ObsidanDusk]

What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned!

 

[Jaro]

What is green and rushes down the mountain?
A skiwi

 

[baloo]

I mashed potatoes with a stick. They're now caned food.

 

[Masterfulsensation]

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but Abu Dhabi doooo

 

[Rainy13]

How do you make holy water?


Boil the hell out of it

 

[baloo]

What do you call a cow in a pit? Low stakes.

 

[MessyAshy]

Overdone steak: That's not well done, that's congratulations.
Underdone steak: That's not rare, that's unheard of.

 

[Butterfly]

 

[Butterfly]

Why do melons have weddings? They cantelope

 

[Butterfly]

 

[Jaro]

Having anal sex for a whole week makes your hole weak!

 

[Butterfly]