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Groan worthy dad jokes
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I slept like a log!
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woke up in the fireplace.
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woke up in the fireplace.
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned!
What is green and rushes down the mountain?
A skiwi
A skiwi
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I mashed potatoes with a stick. They're now caned food.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but Abu Dhabi doooo
Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but Abu Dhabi doooo
How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it
Boil the hell out of it
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What do you call a cow in a pit? Low stakes.
Overdone steak: That's not well done, that's congratulations.
Underdone steak: That's not rare, that's unheard of.
Underdone steak: That's not rare, that's unheard of.
Why do melons have weddings? They cantelope
Having anal sex for a whole week makes your hole weak!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it's apparent.
When it's apparent.