👻 Haunted House 👻

[SweetNSpicy]

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Oh no, now you've done it! On a dare, you've spent the night in that creepy haunted house outside of town and now its spirits will haunt you for a week!

So how does this work?

You enter the thread by stating " I spent the night at the haunted house", after which the people of Kinky Wonderland can "haunt" or "corrupt" up to 3 of your personal belongings by assigning weird or sexy consequences to their use. People who are in together can haunt each other, but beware! If the other catches the haunting within an hour of their fellow hauntee's post, it will reflect back onto the haunter, even if they had 3 haunted objects already! Of course, hauntings given by people who never spent the night at this haunted house can not be reflected. People who are in are expected to have their haunted objects listed after each post. (or in their signature)

If somebody gives you a haunting you really can't have, you may exchange it for a new one by using your protective amulet and ask for an alternative.

After a week, you may either claim you paid a ridiculous amount of money to a (shady) witch doctor and got purified to get out of the thread, or remind everyone you're still in to extend your stay.

Optionally, people may choose to enter with more than 3 objects, but if they don't specify, 3 is assumed. People may ask to avoid certain type of tasks when they enter or encourage a type of task. If all your available objects are haunted, the oldest may be overwritten after 24 hours.

Sounds complicated? Maybe it'll make more sense if I show you an example game.

Haunted girl 1: I spent the night at the haunted house. I'm in for a week from now. I now have 0/3 haunted objects.
Outsider 1: Heh! The ghosts are now haunting your phone. Every time you make a phone call, you must take a picture of your pussy and set it as your phone wallpaper for an hour.
Haunted boy 1: Another ghost is haunting your hairbrush. You must now give the handle a blowjob for 5 minutes every time you use it. I currently have 2/3 haunted objects: All the mirrors in my house and my TV. I have to spank myself a 100 times every time I see myself in the mirror and my TV only works when I'm naked.
Haunted girl 1: the hairbrush is fun, but I think I will just reflect it back to you. I really use my phone a lot at work in front of customers, so I really need to use my protective amulet to ask for an alternative. I now have 1/3 haunted objects and am awaiting my alternative.
Outsider 2: Haunted boy 1, your underwear drawer has been haunted and you can only wear underwear inside out. Girl 1: Your underwear drawer is haunted too. You can now only wear underwear if you are plugged.
Haunted boy 1: Shit! I now have 4/3 haunted objects: All the mirrors in my house, my TV, my hairbrush, and my underwear. I have to spank myself a 100 times every time I see myself in the mirror, my TV only works when I'm naked, I must suck off my hairbrush for 5 minutes every time I use it, and I can only wear underwear inside out.
Haunted boy 2: Ha! I just paid a real shady guy 1000 dollars to do the chicken dance in my house while chanting Nigerian and got fully purified as a result. Have fun, bitches! I'm out! Oh, and girl 1, your car radio speakers now only work if you have something in your pussy. Have fun!
Haunted girl 2: I like it rough! I spent 2 nights at the haunted house and am in for a week with 5 objects. I now have 0/5 haunted objects​

Stay reasonable and stay within limits. And don't forget to have fun!

Banter is encouraged, as is ghost related roleplay.

Of course I'm in. I spent the night at the Haunted House. I'm haunted one week with 4 objects. Don't limit my functioning at work or hinder my sleep. I now have 0/4 haunted objects.

 

[Watcher32]

I spent the night in the haunted house. One week with 3 objects.

Your shower is haunted. Every time you take a shower flip a coin. Heads can have it how you like. Tails cold

 

[SweetNSpicy]

Yeah well, I just paid this very trustworthy hooded guy in a backalley 10 gold coins to ask his cousin's girlfriend's uncle's dog's spirit to curse your phone, causing the spirits to mercilessly posses it. Every time you have a missed call you must spank yourself (using your phone) once for every minute that has passed before you noticed it.

I currently have 1/4 available objects haunted: my shower. I must flip a coin before every shower and make it a cold one if it's tails.

 

[Seline]

I spent the night in the haunted house. One week with
[DICEROLL]{"type":"post","msg":33779,"id":1}[/DICEROLL]
objects. (Hope this dice rolls works as expected. Edit: no it hasn‘t worked as thought. Had 3 dices and wanted only on. . This is why I had to edit it. 1-3 will be 3 )

SweetNSpicy a gambling ghost haunts your toilets. Everytime you visit a toilet stall the ghost flips a coin. On Heads he only let you out wearing no panties.

 

[Seline]

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Sorry for this confusion. Wanted to try this function and was confused. (Wanted a dice from 3 -6)

To be clear I am in with 3 objects for one week.

 

[SweetNSpicy]

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Sorry for this confusion. Wanted to try this function and was confused. (Wanted a dice from 3 -6)

Rolling 3 2-sided dice would have done that:

Edit: Oops, goofed up myself. That last roll is right, though.

I currently have 1/4 available objects haunted: my shower. I must flip a coin before every shower and make it a cold one if it's tails.

 

[prettyFace]

A ghost of an ancient alpaca stops by the haunted house to visit his long dead relatives. He notices the new inhabitants and realizes he hasn't haunted anyone in years. It's time to have some fun, he decides.


@SweetNSpicy - your bed is haunted by a terrible monster living underneath it. To protect your puny human feet from the evil grasp of its slimy tentacles, you must wear socks while you sleep.


@Watcher32 - all your water taps are haunted. Every time you turn them on, your spirit gets possessed and you must hum or whistle the Ghost Busters song out loud for as long as the water is flowing in order to appease the gods.


@Seline - your high heels are haunted. Every time you think about them, you lose control of your body. Your legs automatically carry you to your high heels and won't let you leave until you lick both of them, tip to heel.

 

[Seline]

I spent the night in the haunted house. One week with
[DICEROLL]{"type":"post","msg":33779,"id":1}[/DICEROLL]
objects. (Hope this dice rolls works as expected. Edit: no it hasn‘t worked as thought. Had 3 dices and wanted only on. . This is why I had to edit it. 1-3 will be 3 )

SweetNSpicy a gambling ghost haunts your toilets. Everytime you visit a toilet stall the ghost flips a coin. On Heads he only let you out wearing no panties.

„SweetNSpicy a gambling ghost haunts your toilets. Everytime you visit a toilet stall the ghost flips a coin. On Heads he only let you out wearing no panties.“

Maybe you have overseen this in my confusion gambling post.

 

[randomperson12]

I'm in I spent the night at the Haunted House. I'm haunted one week with 4 objects. Don't limit my functioning at work or hinder my sleep. I now have 0/4 haunted objects.

 

[prettyFace]

I'm in I spent the night at the Haunted House. I'm haunted one week with 4 objects. Don't limit my functioning at work or hinder my sleep. I now have 0/4 haunted objects.

A family of tiny demons moved into your light switches. The only people who have ever been able to defeat these demons were devout Christian monks of yesteryear. Ever since then, the demons fear Latin. You must say "Fiat lux" every time you turn the light on to scare the demons into submission.

 

[randomperson12]

This family of demons are causing a really ruckus, screaming every time I have to turn on a light and are causing a noise.

I now have 1 / 4 haunted objects. Light switches are haunted and having to say Fiat lux every time I want to turn the lights on

 

[PlayfulPlayer]

@SweetNSpicy Your fridge is haunted! Every time you open it, a small amount of a condiment mysteriously gets smeared onto your forehead, and for some reason you can’t wipe it off until 5 minutes have passed!

 

[Seline]

A ghost of an ancient alpaca stops by the haunted house to visit his long dead relatives. He notices the new inhabitants and realizes he hasn't haunted anyone in years. It's time to have some fun, he decides.


@SweetNSpicy - your bed is haunted by a terrible monster living underneath it. To protect your puny human feet from the evil grasp of its slimy tentacles, you must wear socks while you sleep.


@Watcher32 - all your water taps are haunted. Every time you turn them on, your spirit gets possessed and you must hum or whistle the Ghost Busters song out loud for as long as the water is flowing in order to appease the gods.


@Seline - your high heels are haunted. Every time you think about them, you lose control of your body. Your legs automatically carry you to your high heels and won't let you leave until you lick both of them, tip to heel.

I woke up after a weird dream of an alpaca with heels. Why are my heels standing beside my bed? I can't resist the urge to kneel down and lick them like a slut. What a weird morning.

I now have 1/3 haunted objects

 

[Kisune Karnon]

I spent the night at the haunted house.

I'll be staying for a week!

Just try to use as many objects as possible(10? 20?), but be careful that it can only affect me and not my family or work in anyways.
(It'll only be while at home!)

 

[Pepper]

I'll be in for a week (kisune made me hmph) I have 0/3 haunted objects

Kisune, your chairs are haunted! You don't get to sit on a chair unless you have your biggest plug you can comfortably wear (worn it for >1h before) in you. You can take it out after being on the chair for over an hour but if you get up that time resets!

 

[Kisune Karnon]

I'll be in for a week (kisune made me hmph) I have 0/3 haunted objects

Kisune, your chairs are haunted! You don't get to sit on a chair unless you have your biggest plug you can comfortably wear (worn it for >1h before) in you. You can take it out after being on the chair for over an hour but if you get up that time resets!

Ohhh...that's gonna reflect onto you...Sorry.

 

[Pepper]

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I have 1/3 haunted objects now...

 

[SweetNSpicy]

@SweetNSpicy Your fridge is haunted! Every time you open it, a small amount of a condiment mysteriously gets smeared onto your forehead, and for some reason you can’t wipe it off until 5 minutes have passed!

Do I know you? Your likes and limits seem awfully familiar. A fellow name-changer? I used to be DudeCrusher on gD.

Turns out most spells from Harry Potter actually work in real life. I used the "Expecto Fellatio" spell on Seline, and it actually worked! His dildos are now cursed, causing them to explode if they don't get a 5 minute blowjob per day. (This means if you have 3 dildos, you have to suck all 3 of them off, and will be sucking 15 mins per day)

randomperson12 tried to use a ouijaboard to find out if his crush liked him back, and ever since a ghost has been pinching his nipples for 1 minute whenever he checks or posts on this site, unless he's in the company of others.

The spirit of Hiroshi Yamauchi saw Kisune Karnon gaming on a box that was definitely not the original 8-bit NES, and decided to haunt this demonic box. All his games now only play on maximum difficulty and he has to enter the video game dare thread before playing. If he encounters a female boss, he must edge before moving on.

Pepper's food is now haunted too. Every time he sees something he likes, he must eat it. (Sorry, but I worry about your weight. When my fiancé who's only 6cm bigger than you weighed 42 kilos after a keto acidosis, doctors told him he was so underweight he was close to death. Please gain some weight! You're literally dangerously light!)

I currently have 4/4 available objects haunted: my shower, my bed, my toilet, and my fridge. I must flip a coin before every shower and make it a cold one if it's tails, I have to wear socks during sleep, after a toilet visit I have to flip a coin and proceed pantiless if it's heads, and I have to smear and leave some condiment on my forehead for 5 minutes every time my fridge opens. The first may already be replaced, the second may in 5 hours. (Although I don't mind them, could be much worse)

 

[Pepper]

Pepper's food is now haunted too. Every time he sees something he likes, he must eat it. (Sorry, but I worry about your weight. When my fiancé who's only 6cm bigger than you weighed 42 kilos after a keto acidosis, doctors told him he was so underweight he was close to death. Please gain some weight! You're literally dangerously light!)

 

[SweetNSpicy]

I already eat anything I like (took me 15 years being able to do that while keeping my figure), so easy reflection for me, but please do take care of yourself! Sorry if I'm nosy. I'll back off from now on.

I currently have 5/4 available objects haunted: my shower, my bed, my toilet, my fridge, and my food. I must flip a coin before every shower and make it a cold one if it's tails, I have to wear socks during sleep, after a toilet visit I have to flip a coin and proceed pantiless if it's heads, I have to smear and leave some condiment on my forehead for 5 minutes every time my fridge opens, and I may not reject food I like. The first may already be replaced, the second may in a few hours.