First AMA :)

[Rainy13]

Would you rather be a gummy bear or a gummy worm?

Hmmm gummy bear!

 

[The Brat Princess]

1. How is FAFO treating you?
2. What is your favourite scottish saying?
3. What is your favourite number?
4. If you had to be a sand storm or a tsunami which would you be and why?
5. Is there such a thing as too many tubes?
6. If your current mood was a colour which would it be and why?

 

[Rainy13]

1. How is FAFO treating you?

Hehehe it’s fun, even when the find out ‘Uhoh’ sets in I refuse to learn to not FAFO

2. What is your favourite scottish saying?

Ooohh maybe ‘Dinnae fash’

3. What is your favourite number?

Mmm either 6 or 13, I swap between them!

4. If you had to be a sand storm or a tsunami which would you be and why?

Tsunami, I just love the ocean more than sand and their fucking terrifyingly powerful too

5. Is there such a thing as too many tubes?

Haha never!!! Unless it’s for me then yes

6. If your current mood was a colour which would it be and why?

Oohh maybe a sky blue, just peaceful and easy right now!

 

[Butterfly]

What’s something you’ve done so many times, you could do it with your eyes closed?

What instantly makes you feel like a child again?

What do you think happens after we die, if anything?

Have you ever written a thank-you note?

What is your perfect meal? Describe it—everything from the company to the setting to the music to, of course, the food.

What are people not grateful enough for?

What is the smallest thing that can ruin your day?

 

[Rainy13]

What’s something you’ve done so many times, you could do it with your eyes closed?

Hmmm I really want to say nap/ sleep

What instantly makes you feel like a child again?

This is hard! I’m not sure I know, I didn’t get to feel like a child as a child so difficult to know what makes me feel like one - spent ages trying to think of this answer!

What do you think happens after we die, if anything?

I think a part of us - whether you like to call it a soul - moves on to another life but I think we stay human (for better or worse). I don’t believe in an ‘afterlife’ but I feel our energy keeps going. I think this also explains our sense of intuition for the world that goes beyond definite/ recallable lived experiences.

Have you ever written a thank-you note?

Yes, I do pretty often, usually in the form of a handmade card

What is your perfect meal? Describe it—everything from the company to the setting to the music to, of course, the food.

Good question but not one I’m able to answer currently - I’ll come back when I can to answer!

What are people not grateful enough for?

Working! I know some jobs can have sucky days but honestly it’s so good to have the structure and productivity a job provides. I really miss it atm.

What is the smallest thing that can ruin your day?

Blood sugar issues and/or eating something

Good and tricky questions! Thank you @Butterfly

 

[Guv'nor]

How many faces have you sat on?

Has anyone ever sat on your face?

Have you ever thought about selling your panties?

 

[Rainy13]

How many faces have you sat on?
1

Has anyone ever sat on your face?

Yes

Have you ever thought about selling your panties?

Hmm not seriously but times are hard I guess

 

[Butterfly]

How are you? Like, really?
Do you have any exciting plans for the summer?
Are you currently reading a book? What is it?
What series/TV show are you currently watching?
What is the weirdest thing in your fridge right now?
When is the last time you were given a high five and what were the circumstances?

 

[Rainy13]

How are you? Like, really?

Tough question - I’m alive, some things are pretty great but facing some big health issues and feeling the worst I’ve felt with them and it’s a bit scary.

Do you have any exciting plans for the summer?

Currently planning a small holiday with my old housemates but plans are on hold till I get the go ahead to travel for health issues as my friends are nervous about going now for that too.

Are you currently reading a book? What is it?

Reading a few but my favourite is a feminist philosophical retelling of the Greek goddesses (divine might) I didn’t expect it to be as deep as it is but it’s a really wonderful read.

What series/TV show are you currently watching?

The Simpsons (my things are tough comfort show)

What is the weirdest thing in your fridge right now?

Probably ensure (nutrition support) drinks - I dislike them so they’ve been there a while

When is the last time you were given a high five and what were the circumstances?

Uhm probably in roller derby - finally got my head around crossovers and it was a good high

 

[Butterfly]

When is the last time you did the following things, and describe the circumstances:
a) peed your pants
b) farted
c) tasted cum
d) had an orgasm
e) ordered something online
f) laughed out loud
g) answered your phone to somebody not in your contacts
h) bought and/or received flowers
i) fell asleep somewhere not in a bed
j) forgot something important
k) ruined an orgasm
l) tried a new kink
m) cursed

 

[Rainy13]

When is the last time you did the following things, and describe the circumstances:
a) peed your pants

I don’t remember? Don’t think it’s happened as an adult

b) farted

Also not sure try to avoid anything with acknowledging that

c) tasted cum

A good while, definitely >1 yr, not my favourite thing to taste it

d) had an orgasm

About an hour ago - had to earn it but it was worth it - thank you Deschut (wasn’t allowed until I completed a few tasks with toys and set time limits so there was a risk of accidentally tipping over into a forbidden orgasm with threat of terrible punishment but I was free to have one after

e) ordered something online

Uhm today! But it’s part of a gift for someone who may see this so shhhh

f) laughed out loud

Today, talking with a friend arranging holiday plans

g) answered your phone to somebody not in your contacts

Today, my psych nurse called and I don’t have the number saved

h) bought and/or received flowers

Oooh I got some flowers when I was recovering from sepsis last winter? I’ve seldom been gifted flowers but the sunflowers in the store do tempt me currently

i) fell asleep somewhere not in a bed

On a bus and in a museum on the same day within the same hour - was having a bad hypo and was a bit too drowsy

j) forgot something important

Kind of an ongoing daily event (funnily enough j can’t remember the things I need to remember right now) but for sure I probably did at some point in the last 24hrs

k) ruined an orgasm

Uhm a couple of weeks, Deschut granted me a self care kind orgasm and he controlled the toys and he changed the pattern at the very worst moment (by accident) and it ended up ruined - he didn’t apologise and he did giggle too much

l) tried a new kink

Ooh a relatively frequent event as I’m new and Deschut and I have been exploring things, I think most recent ‘new’ thing was wax play - which is very fun and well the June madness is evidence enough

m) cursed

I live in Scotland every other word is usually a curse it’s just the go to language here

 

[Jaro]

May I just say that your subtitle here is incredible! How did you come up with that?
I hope you have eaten well recently. What did you eat last?

 

[Rainy13]

May I just say that your subtitle here is incredible! How did you come up with that?
I hope you have eaten well recently. What did you eat last?

Haha it was a funny suggestion with The Brat Princess after telling her about a silly conversation with Deschut where he called me a snack . The Brat princess decided I’d have to be a fun sized snack due to me being somewhat vertically challenged and that I’d have zero nutritional value due to current issues with food she also consistently insists on the adorable title but everyone’s allowed to be wrong haha

Uhm I ate a bit of salad yesterday, it’s a work in progress

Thanks for checking in and appreciating the combined humour of several different conversations haha