Requesting Dares Involving Pee and/or Cum

[Newfeels]

I'm looking for some dares to do with my pee today! I'm at my home but do need to focus for 45 minutes sessions at a time before taking a break and need to be at my desk while doing some things. So I think dares of peeing myself rn doesn't work because I would make a mess all over my chair and floor since I'm naked. This could be more easily done with clothes I guess or later tonight.

How much water should I be drinking per hour? Or every 10 minutes? When it comes time to pee what do I need to do before being allowed to pee? Once I am peeing, where should it go? What should I do with my pee? I will need to make some dinner later so incorporating that could be a good idea.

What ideas do you have for me? I will report back as I complete them. Thank you!

If you clicked this thread because you wanted to see what ideas involving pee were suggested here's one I completed and thoroughly enjoyed: Next time you go out to get some food alone (oooooh or with people!! I didn't even think of that!) make sure you need to pee and when you get there order a drink, walk over to the soda machines and pretend to fill up your drink. Or fill it up. Take it with you to the bathroom, enjoy your drink and then dump the rest of it out. Fill your drink up with your pee. Return to your table and resume as if nothing was different. Ensure that you finish drinking your pee before you leave! You may fill your cup up with a different drink once your pee is gone. No one will know your drinking your own fluids but as you look around while sucking it up your straw you'll feel like everyone knows. If you do it, let me know how it goes!

 

[Napoleon]

You must incorporate your pee into your cooking and into your drinks throughout the day.
You could use it to boil your pasta, rice, potatoes or vegetables. If you are making a soup, your pee is to replace part or all the required liquid for the preparation of the soup.
You are to use your cum as a condiment on your food.
Enjoy and report back

 

[Newfeels]

I think that is a fabulous start! I wasn't planning on making any noodles or rice, I could just because though! I looked in my pantry earlier for quick, easy things that pee could be incorporated into. A couple things I saw at first glance were pancake mix and cereal. I wonder if I have anything for a smoothie

As for the cum as condiment, that will really take some effort from me. I've done cum on food once or twice once it was really mixed in or hidden. But most of the time I just look at it and can't get myself to eat it. I've probably only swallowed my cum 10 times or less. Twice mixed up in food like I mentioned, and a few times directly into my mouth (usually the best option for me). I've came in my mouth countless times but mostly spit it out..

 

[Napoleon]

I think that is a fabulous start! I wasn't planning on making any noodles or rice, I could just because though! I looked in my pantry earlier for quick, easy things that pee could be incorporated into. A couple things I saw at first glance were pancake mix and cereal. I wonder if I have anything for a smoothie

As for the cum as condiment, that will really take some effort from me. I've done cum on food once or twice once it was really mixed in or hidden. But most of the time I just look at it and can't get myself to eat it. I've probably only swallowed my cum 10 times or less. Twice mixed up in food like I mentioned, and a few times directly into my mouth (usually the best option for me). I've came in my mouth countless times but mostly spit it out..

Using your pee in pancake mix, cereals or a smoothie are all good ideas.
I understand that eating food with visible cum is tough, but if you are into this kind of dare you need to get used to it.
Obviously give us a report once the dare is completed

 

[Newfeels]

Ugh you are completely right, no matter how much I throw a fit and complain! Thank you for the dare. As of now I will make a small pancake using my pee. My condiment to accompany the pancake will be my own cum!

Are there anythings you would have me do in the meantime while I am busy? Controlling my drinking and or when I need to pee or anything else? Hopefully you don't because you're already making me do something I really really don't want to do!

 

[Newfeels]

I was on a break and realllllly needed to pee so I rolled some dice for this thread: https://kinkywonderland.ca/threads/may-i-please-pee.729/

I rolled a
4. Edge once and then ask again

Then rolled a
3. Yes, but you must pee on yourself

Trying not to get too messy I held a bowl quite tightly under and behind my balls and then peed upwards onto my chest and stomach. Splashing myself with my golden liquid. Most of it rolled down my naked body and into the bowl. I was disappointed by the darkness, I need to be drinking a lot more water to enjoy my dinner at all tonight! I licked and slurped up any of it that missed the bowl and landed on the floor.

Starting to get hungry for dinner!

 

[Newfeels]

Using your pee in pancake mix, cereals or a smoothie are all good ideas.
I understand that eating food with visible cum is tough, but if you are into this kind of dare you need to get used to it.
Obviously give us a report once the dare is completed

Report: Success!

I'm excited to post that I did complete your dare! I was getting pretty hungry and REALLY needed to pee. I decided to go with the pancakes so I got out the Kodiak pancake mix. I made two different pancakes. In the first pancake I put the mix, a dab of honey, a few chocolate chips, 1 part milk and 1 part pee. In the second pancake I put the mix, dab of honey, a few chocolate chips, 2 parts pee. I figured I would make one with a little milk and one full of pee, cut them both up and get bites that were a random mixture so I wouldn't know which pancake I was getting.

The taste of the pancakes was actually pretty similar and it wasn't disgusting as I expected, it definitely changed the texture and there was something kinda weird about them but overall I very much enjoyed them! I ate a few bites just plain. I'll have to do it again when I'm feeling like I want to do something with my pee.

Then came the part I was most worried about. I was really hungry and pretty excited to eat these. Unfortunately, I've been pretty horny the last few days so it didn't take long before I was kneeling over my delicious food shooting out a fresh hot stream of cum. I decided before hand to use a blindfold on my eyes so that I wouldn't know where the cum was at on the plate/pancakes. I also pre-decided to eat everything without my hands. This way I would have to use my tongue to find the food and grab it with my mouth, I made it a requirement to lick every single inch of the plate.

As soon as I shot my load, I immediately lost that horny, excited feeling about eating my cum and it turned into disgust. I just ruined some pretty decent pee pancakes! I didn't give up though. I had to wait 10-15 minutes to work myself back up to being horny, I finally managed to do it and used my hand to clean the last few drops of cum off my penis which I then licked off of my fingers. I began eating my pee pancake topped with my cum. Once I started, it wasn't so bad. I got to a piece that was soaked, and I mean soaked, it had a strong cum flavor. Once I got through that I figured that had to have been the worst and I settled in to enjoy my meal. As I licked the plate inch by inch I would find a few spots here and there that didn't land on a piece of pancake that I lapped up and swallowed.

Thank you for pushing me and giving the dare!