I found myself in a situation recently where I had to pee in a certain way that is not normal for me and that have made me extremely blushy and uncomfortable. I was also told that I needed to give a full report on said task, however that made me even MORE blushy and uncomfortable.
I was able to put it off when asked the first time that morning, however I found myself cornered on the couch relaxing with no excuse not to give the report.
So I gave it ....
It went something like this:
AM: you are still due a report for your morning piddle
Butterfly: I went pee in the shower. The end.
However, AM was not impressed with my report and forced me to write it again, this time he asked for more detail. I begrudgingly started to write a full and proper report:
Butterfly: I woke up and forgot to ask to pee ... But Mr. Devious reminded me ... So I asked nicely and sweetly because I am adorable ... And then I went to the bathroom and got my towel and stuff ready ... I really had to go. I turned the water on and got naked. I was all goosebumpy because it's fucking cold in Canada ... I got in the shower and turned the water up warmer but I wasn't ready to pee ... So I shampood my hair and then rinsed. I don't really like to leave the shampoo in because then it ends up in my eyes. So I rinsed and then put conditioner in ... I actually wring my hair out first before putting conditioner in because I don't want it to be watered down. I like it to really soak in.
(at this point I could see AM typing and so started the first round of giggles because I knew he was going to say something about the amount of detail I was sharing)
AM: amazing how detailed we can be about washing our hair when we are desperately procrastinating
Butterfly: So while that was soaking in, I was just standing in the water really needing to pee .... But I didn't want to. But the water was warm and it made me want to relax ... But I was blushy. I couldn't sing while needing to pee and I forgot to turn on music anyways... And I don't really have a good voice ... So I need the music because I don't think I can stay in tune and plus I forget the words ... Anyways ... So I had to pee And I didn't want to wash my body and then pee on myself ... And my hair felt nice and soft and I was kinda cold because my butt was out of the water So I decided to rinse the conditioner And while I rinsed it, I just peed a little It kinda started and stopped a few times And then I washed my body and got out. The end.
This is when I really started giggling! And it didn't get much better because AM was typing and he was not impressed and he was getting all bossy and I was doing everything I could to stop myself from peeing.
And then I saw that Icey was giggling and enjoying my report and then I couldn't breathe from laughing.
At this point, I knew I had succeeded and I was very proud of myself!
And that is how you give a proper report!