Blame person above for something ridiculous

[NeedyBastard]

My first game here! Very simple, you just blame the person above for something ridiculous. It may or may not be reasonable or true, as long as it's funny. Optionally, a reason or motivation may be given.

Because I have no person above, I'm gonna default to my fiancé SweetNSpicy and blame her for the last time I had to sneeze.

 

[DesecratedTombs]

I blame you for nearly breaking my little toe on my grandma's sewing machine.

 

[DasPuppy]

Because of you the empty can of monster fell over when I was airing through.

 

[NeedyBastard]

I know it's a heavy accusation, but I blame you for the 2 RoboCop sequels.

 

[slaveinf]

I blame you for training Seagulls to steal all the chips and bring them back to you!

 

[SweetNSpicy]

I blame you for global warming!

 

[Buttaholic]

I blame you for white rhinos’ extinction

 

[Jaro]

My left earlobe itches and that's your fault!

 

[SweetNSpicy]

I blame you for worms.

 

[Dungeonmaster]

I blame you for my cold feet!

 

[NeedyBastard]

I blame you for the Spanish inquisition!

 

[Mistress Cora]

I blame you for the tiny, unusable handles on maple syrup bottles.

 

[Jaro]

I blame you for that time I stepped on Legos 14 years ago.

 

[SweetNSpicy]

I blame you for Elvis becoming fat. No idea why you did that.

 

[sissysistah]

I blame you for pinching my eyeball

 

[SweetNSpicy]

I blame you for the universe.

 

[Rainy13]

I blame you for my sore ear and the fact I cant go to bed and have to see the OOH doctor

 

[Dungeonmaster]

I blame you for my team missing the playoffs. Why did you do that? Is that some kind of sick joke?

 

[ACNN]

I blame you for chocolate chip cookies getting hard in the cookie jar.

 

[SweetNSpicy]

I blame you for the cookie jar being placed too high for me to reach when I was a kid!