Ask me stuff

[Masterfulsensation]

1. What was your favourite fairy story as a child?

2. Do you break the speed limit often when you drive?

3. What’s for dinner tonight?

4. Which part of your body would make the tastiest nuggets?

5. If they made an action figure version of you, what 3 mini accessories should come with you?

 

[picaboo]

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said while in a serious kink scene?

I once started singing the education connection commercial jingle.

If you could make one ridiculous kink law, what would it be? (Example: "Aftercare must legally involve cookies.")

All Dom's need to wear wizard hats

If you could replace a standard kink item (like rope, cuffs, etc.) with something absurd (like pool noodles), what would you swap?

Cat of nine tails with a whip made of twizlers

Which would you rather have: vibrating socks or edible harnesses?

Edible harness

You have to explain your favorite kink to a 5-year-old... using only food metaphors. How do you do it?

Which villain would you let top you?

Scar from lion king

Would you rather: drop your toy bag in front of your boss OR explain your browser history to your mom?

My boss has seen my toys and my mom is aware of what I do lol so I'm fine with both o guess I would prefer my boss just so I don't have to interact with my mom.

What's your "if I die, delete this" kink-related emergency?

It's actually the opposite when I die I want all my kink related stuff to be posted online.

 

[picaboo]

1. What was your favourite fairy story as a child?

I don't really remember liking any

2. Do you break the speed limit often when you drive?

Every single time but I live in America and we don't like to follow laws because as we all know theres no laws when your drinking claws.

3. What’s for dinner tonight?

Chili

4. Which part of your body would make the tastiest nuggets?

The boobies

5. If they made an action figure version of you, what 3 mini accessories should come with you?

Hitatchi wand, pack of marlboro smooth menthols, a Kimber micro 9 with rose wood grips.

 

[Butterfly]

1. What is something that happened to you, despite the odds being stacked against you?
2. If you were a superhero, what would be your name, costume, and catchphrase? Who would you fight?
3. What was the last song that got stuck in your head?
4. What is the worst thing you’ve ever smelled?
5. Assume that god exists. For our purposes, he created the universe and has witnessed everything that has happened since. He also has control over everyone's lives and destinies. Once a millennium, he appears to somebody in his human form and will answer one question with absolute truth. He has chosen you. What do you ask him?
6. If you could have any superpower for just one day, but you get to choose the superpower and when you activate it, what would you choose and when would you use it?
7. In what way have you experienced the saying, "You don't know what you have until you lose it"?
8. Someone you love will die at the end of today. Only you know this; they don't. How do you spend your last day with them and when do you tell them that they're going to die, if ever?
9. What do you wish you remembered better?
10. Who is the single best person you have ever met? What makes them the best?

 

[Masterfulsensation]

1. If you owned your own island what would you call it?

2.If you could either only wear hot summer wear all the year round, or cold winter wear all the year round, no other clothes exist, which would you pick?

3. How long have you had your current job?

4. If you could have any building in the world as your private home, which would you like?

5. Which famous woman would you choose to join in an FFM with you and a guy?

6. What animal is your current tail plug?

7. In your profile pic, were you dressed like that especially to take a good profile picture? If not what was the occasion?

8. Where’s your favourite place to get a burger from?

9. What’s your favourite bondage position to be in?

10. What colour should pandas be if there wasn’t black or white?

 

[picaboo]

These are genuinely difficult to answer.

1. What is something that happened to you, despite the odds being stacked against you?

I feel like just my overall position in life like having a hous and being fairly drug free now I feel like the odds were definitely against me to get to this point. If that made sense.

2. If you were a superhero, what would be your name, costume, and catchphrase? Who would you fight?

I genuinely have no idea and spent way to long thinking of a answer lol maybe I don't watch much super hero stuff to be able to think of anything.

3. What was the last song that got stuck in your head?

Adderall by maezi666

4. What is the worst thing you’ve ever smelled?

The smell of a guy who's been on a lot of meth shitting. It is horrible.

5. Assume that god exists. For our purposes, he created the universe and has witnessed everything that has happened since. He also has control over everyone's lives and destinies. Once a millennium, he appears to somebody in his human form and will answer one question with absolute truth. He has chosen you. What do you ask him?

Why do you hate what you created? I can only assume you hate us because of all the pain and suffering you cause.

6. If you could have any superpower for just one day, but you get to choose the superpower and when you activate it, what would you choose and when would you use it?

Invisability and I would use it to rob a bank

7. In what way have you experienced the saying, "You don't know what you have until you lose it"?

So I use to be homeless and spend a lot of time just traveling and there are times I miss not having to worry about a house and bills and property and sometimes I want to go back to just not having to care about things like that. Life is simpler when you only worry about your next meal and losing the freedom of that is something I miss occasionally.

8. Someone you love will die at the end of today. Only you know this; they don't. How do you spend your last day with them and when do you tell them that they're going to die, if ever?

I don't think I would spend there least day with them. I would tell them they probably wouldn't believe me and I would let them do what they normally do I'm not important enough to take that away from them.

9. What do you wish you remembered better?

My entire childhood. Everything is kind of a blur and hard for me to really remember things

10. Who is the single best person you have ever met? What makes them the best?

I don't know I have met a lot of incredibly nice and caring people but I don't know if any one of them stands out as the best.

 

[picaboo]

1. If you owned your own island what would you call it?

Bitchtopia

2.If you could either only wear hot summer wear all the year round, or cold winter wear all the year round, no other clothes exist, which would you pick?

Hot summer wear and just move back to Florida or Cali.

3. How long have you had your current job?

About 5 years

4. If you could have any building in the world as your private home, which would you like?

EIffle tower

5. Which famous woman would you choose to join in an FFM with you and a guy?

Sabrina Carpenter

6. What animal is your current tail plug?

It's not really a animal one it's just a rainbow tail

7. In your profile pic, were you dressed like that especially to take a good profile picture? If not what was the occasion?

IT was for FetLife profile photo

8. Where’s your favourite place to get a burger from?

Wendys

9. What’s your favourite bondage position to be in?

Swan dive suspension

10. What colour should pandas be if there wasn’t black or white?

Purple and black

 

[Butterfly]

1. What is the strongest emotional connection you've ever felt with a person? (It doesn't have to be romantic.)
2. Do you have or have you ever had a nemesis?
3. What’s the biggest fight you’ve gotten into, and what was it about?
4. What would the ideal version of your life look like?
5. What was the most recent thing that made you belly laugh?
6. What is the dumbest purchase you’ve ever made?
7. If you had to write your own eulogy to be read at your funeral, what would it say in brief?
8. You have the opportunity to give a 10 minute speech which will be broadcast worldwide. What do you say?
9. How long do you think you could survive in a remote forest with no tools?
10. What person in your life would you most want to be stuck in an elevator with for 24 hours?

 

[Masterfulsensation]

1. What would be worse, a world without tattoos or a world without piercings?

2. If you could make 1 of these real, which one? Leprechauns, mermaids or unicorns? Why?

3. Who is your favourite stand up comedian/commediene?

4. What genre of music do you wish didn’t exist?

5. Have you been locked in a cage? If so how long for?

6. What makes you feel shy?

7. What was the last thing you tried to cook but ruined?

8. What’s the most unusual/random outfit or costume you can remember being dressed in?

9. Would it be better to have free healthcare or free drugs and alcohol?

10.Which sounds worst. A year living in a convent as a nun? A year in county jail? A year alone on a desert island?

 

[picaboo]

Your giving me anxiety trying to answer some of these lol

1. What is the strongest emotional connection you've ever felt with a person? (It doesn't have to be romantic.)

I guess that would be my previous master. We shared a lot together.

2. Do you have or have you ever had a nemesis?

No but I kind of want one. Sounds fun.

3. What’s the biggest fight you’ve gotten into, and what was it about?

Biggest fight I got into idk what it was about but my friends were involved so I jumped in.

4. What would the ideal version of your life look like?

Idk if there is a ideal version.

5. What was the most recent thing that made you belly laugh?

Idk I can't think of the last time I had a strong laugh normally it's just a light chuckle and that's it.

6. What is the dumbest purchase you’ve ever made?

Clitter.

7. If you had to write your own eulogy to be read at your funeral, what would it say in brief?

Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead
Wake up, you sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up, the wicked witch is dead!
She's gone where the goblins go below, below, below, yo ho
Let's open up and sing, and ring the bells out
Ding-dong! the merry-o sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the wicked witch is dead
Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch

8. You have the opportunity to give a 10 minute speech which will be broadcast worldwide. What do you say?

It would be a speech about the planet mars although I know nothing about Mars so I would just make stuff up.

9. How long do you think you could survive in a remote forest with no tools?

Couple days maybe just long enough to die.

10. What person in your life would you most want to be stuck in an elevator with for 24 hours?

Probably my room mate or my dog

 

[picaboo]

1. What would be worse, a world without tattoos or a world without piercings?

Tattoos would be worse. The world would be so much less colorful.

2. If you could make 1 of these real, which one? Leprechauns, mermaids or unicorns? Why?

Unucorns. I would want one as a pet.

3. Who is your favourite stand up comedian/commediene?

I really like Jeff dunham

4. What genre of music do you wish didn’t exist?

I don't think there is one it all has its place even if it's just to make me appreciate good music.

5. Have you been locked in a cage? If so how long for?

Longest I have been in a cage is over night like 8 hours maybe a bit more or less

6. What makes you feel shy?

Talking on the phone/ calling people

7. What was the last thing you tried to cook but ruined?

A Turkey

8. What’s the most unusual/random outfit or costume you can remember being dressed in?

I can't really say I have been in anything unusual it's always been pretty run of the mill stuff.

9. Would it be better to have free healthcare or free drugs and alcohol?

Healthcare.

10.Which sounds worst. A year living in a convent as a nun? A year in county jail? A year alone on a desert island?

The nun.jail would suck but I think I could handle it and the desert Island is easy I would just die.

 

[WildCallie]

Hello!
I'm a 29 year old from the US, been involved in kink most of my life. I live with my room mate that I met through kink and we have 2 dogs and a cat. Feel free to ask me stuff. And things.

Hi Picaboo, what were your earliest kinky experiences? Amd what were your most memorable ones?

Callie

 

[picaboo]

Hi Picaboo

Hi!

what were your earliest kinky experiences?

My earliest were from talking to a guy on a online video game and him suggesting/convincing me to try stuff started a lot with water sports and exhibitionism.

were your most memorable ones?

Trigger warning. Guns,knifes,blood

So my most memorable was a scene i did In a old grave yard one that isn't really used or visited anymore kind of down a road that is barely a road kind of thing. We were doing suspension and a lot of impact play It was fairly cold so kind of went numb kind of quick. I was blind folded and my Dom stopped the impact and he ran a knife blade that he heated a little along my skin. Doing so over my breasts, nipples down my stomach and across my pussy than continued it around my back and neck it felt really intense at the time especially because of the temperature difference and already having some open cuts from the cane. He did one longer drag across my breasts with a bit more pressure cutting me a bit and than told me to pick the blade. He than shoved something in my pussy I couldn't tell what it was at first but I quickly realized it was the barel to his gun he fucked me with that a litle bit than with it still in me he used another gun to shoot the rope causing me to fall. It was the most intense scene I have ever done I didn't know at all what he planned and the sudden gun going off with the few feet drop to the cold ground was just intense it was terrifying and amazing all at the same time.

 

[WildCallie]

Hi!

My earliest were from talking to a guy on a online video game and him suggesting/convincing me to try stuff started a lot with water sports and exhibitionism.

Trigger warning. Guns,knifes,blood

So my most memorable was a scene i did In a old grave yard one that isn't really used or visited anymore kind of down a road that is barely a road kind of thing. We were doing suspension and a lot of impact play It was fairly cold so kind of went numb kind of quick. I was blind folded and my Dom stopped the impact and he ran a knife blade that he heated a little along my skin. Doing so over my breasts, nipples down my stomach and across my pussy than continued it around my back and neck it felt really intense at the time especially because of the temperature difference and already having some open cuts from the cane. He did one longer drag across my breasts with a bit more pressure cutting me a bit and than told me to pick the blade. He than shoved something in my pussy I couldn't tell what it was at first but I quickly realized it was the barel to his gun he fucked me with that a litle bit than with it still in me he used another gun to shoot the rope causing me to fall. It was the most intense scene I have ever done I didn't know at all what he planned and the sudden gun going off with the few feet drop to the cold ground was just intense it was terrifying and amazing all at the same time.

This is such an intense experience! I loved reading it.

 

[picaboo]

This is such an intense experience! I loved reading it.

Thank you. Im going to try to sit down and do a few blog posts with some of my more intense scenes like that and give a lot more details in it I love those intense and long scenes there something I crave at times but it's hard to always do them right.

 

[Butterfly]

Have you missed me and my randomly hard questions? Good! Here's another set ...

1. What is the most obscure fact you know?
2. Is there something you want to tell someone, but haven’t? Why haven’t you done it, and how do you think they would react if you told them?
3. What’s a rant you’ve been holding in?
4. What subject could you teach a college course on? What would be the title of the course, and what units would you cover?
5. Have you ever had a recurring dream or nightmare? What was it?
6. What gives you hope for the future?
7. What is something you fantasize about often?
8. What do you find yourself thinking about just before you fall asleep?
9. What was your favourite family tradition growing up? Have you created a tradition of your own?
10. What is something you’re embarrassed to admit you enjoy? Why are you embarrassed about it?

and a bonus ... what is the best color of glitter?

ps. If I mail you a glitter bomb, would that make me your nemesis?

 

[Jaro]

What is your preferred pubic hair style for yourself?
What is your current pubic hair style?
Do you have any preference for others' pubic hair style?

 

[Jaro]

Describe your sexiest outfit in detail. The outfit that YOU find sexiest to wear.
If your answer is 'naked', please describe your second sexiest.

 

[picaboo]

Have you missed me and my randomly hard questions? Good! Here's another set ...

You make my lol

1. What is the most obscure fact you know?

The chicken nuggies were invented in 1963

2. Is there something you want to tell someone, but haven’t? Why haven’t you done it, and how do you think they would react if you told them?

I don't really think there is anything I want to tell someone

3. What’s a rant you’ve been holding in?

I don't hold in rants I rant all the time normally to people who don't wanna listen but I force them to

4. What subject could you teach a college course on? What would be the title of the course, and what units would you cover?

I didn't even graduate high school I shouldn't reach a college course.

5. Have you ever had a recurring dream or nightmare? What was it?

I use to have some recurring nightmares about some stuff that happened and bothered me for a while. I went to therapy and there kinda gone.

6. What gives you hope for the future?

Dogs are pretty cool

7. What is something you fantasize about often?

I don't know if I fantasize about it but I think about death often if that counts.

8. What do you find yourself thinking about just before you fall asleep?

Just before I sleep often I think about my previous master or a close friend I had when I was a teen ager who I lost or contact with or @Fat Man because he's so fat and squishy.

9. What was your favourite family tradition growing up? Have you created a tradition of your own?

We didn't really have any and I still don't really have any traditions.

10. What is something you’re embarrassed to admit you enjoy? Why are you embarrassed about it?

I don't know if there is anything.

and a bonus ... what is the best color of glitter?

I guess blue

ps. If I mail you a glitter bomb, would that make me your nemesis?

Yesss

 

[picaboo]

What is your preferred pubic hair style for yourself?

My preferred is neatly trimmed and dyed to match my hairs color which is currently blue.

What is your current pubic hair style?

Right now fully shaved I shaved today because I was with someone who prefers that

Do you have any preference for others' pubic hair style?

On men I like them shaved on women I like a little bit of hair that's trimmed