• 🌈 Happy June!
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    💖 Stay safe, stay kinky, have fun!
    xx Butterfly 🦋

Ask Me Anything

1. Do you think humanity will go extinct? How and when do you think it will happen?
2. Is there a problem or situation for which you could use some advice?
3. Has your gut feeling or first impression about something ever been wrong?
4. What is your catchphrase, or something you find yourself saying often?
5. At a party, are you the social butterfly who chats with everyone, the intense conversationalist who gets really deep with someone, the person who showed up for the snacks, the person getting drunk, the person dancing, the host, the person hanging around the edges and not talking much, or someone else?
6. A stranger is inhabiting your body for the day. What are some tips you’d give them?
7. Are you currently waiting for something? What are you waiting for? What are the best and worst possible scenarios?
8. Is there someone you knew once but have lost touch with? What happened? Do you know where they are now?
9. What is something you love, but can’t recommend to anyone you know because you know they won’t like it?
1. I feel like negative me thinks we are closer to it every day. I suspect we will hit a melting point in the next couple hundred years. We will either have broken the planet too much or found a way to save it.

2. How to make my new roller coaster :P

3. Absolutely, especially some foods. Although now that I'm older I feel like my gut impression has gotten better and better.

4. Okey dokie

5. This all depends on the party but I think I have been all of these except the person hanging around the edges not talking much.

6. Don't trust the farts, snooze buttons are evil be careful.

7. I'm waiting for a belt and a sweater I ordered which are both late on delivery! I want them now!

8. There are lots of people I knew very well and lost touch with. We just grew apart naturally. I think that's part of growing up though. We never fought or anything just kinda stopped hanging out as we stopped having similar interests.

9. Anal fisting. I feel like only one person I know would like it. Also I don't think I would bring it up to most people I know haha.
 
Out of all the kinky wonderland mods and admins who do you think pees the loudest?
I suspect Jaro prolly pees the loudest but who knows. I have never heard a bunch of them pee but if pee sound is relative to shlong size that king kong dong making a loud kasplush.
 
I suspect Jaro prolly pees the loudest but who knows. I have never heard a bunch of them pee but if pee sound is relative to shlong size that king kong dong making a loud kasplush.
You think this because of my big schlong? 😌
 
1. If you had to spend the day as a piece of furniture, which furniture would you be?
2. If you had to spend the day as a piece of clothing, what and who's would you be?
3. If you had to spend the day as the opposite gender, what would you do?
4. If you had to spend the day as a celebrity's personal sub, who would you pick?
5. If you had to spend the day as a sign, what would you say?
 
1. If you had to spend the day as a piece of furniture, which furniture would you be?
2. If you had to spend the day as a piece of clothing, what and who's would you be?
3. If you had to spend the day as the opposite gender, what would you do?
4. If you had to spend the day as a celebrity's personal sub, who would you pick?
5. If you had to spend the day as a sign, what would you say?
1. hmmm a table maybe? Sounds like hot in a bdsm context too.

2. I would 100% be a hoodie I love hoodies. So cozy and comfy :3

3. I would get absolutely pounded and have as much sex at possible not gonna lie.

4. Anya Taylor-Joy, got damn she is hot also I feel like she might be a freak :P

5. Free hugs. Make the world maybe a little better.
 
1. If you got to choose your real name, what would it be and why?
2. When you were a child, what name did you give your favorite stuffed animal or toy?
3. If you had a pet parrot, what would you teach it to say?
4. If you could make the ultimate sandwich, what would you put on it?
5. If you could attend any celebrity wedding, which would it be?
6. Have you ever made a prank phone call?
7. What does your last text day?
8. What is the strangest thing I would find in your fridge?
9. What is a food combination that you love, but others think is weird?
10. If you could have a lifetime supply of anything, what would it be?
 
1. If you got to choose your real name, what would it be and why?
2. When you were a child, what name did you give your favorite stuffed animal or toy?
3. If you had a pet parrot, what would you teach it to say?
4. If you could make the ultimate sandwich, what would you put on it?
5. If you could attend any celebrity wedding, which would it be?
6. Have you ever made a prank phone call?
7. What does your last text day?
8. What is the strangest thing I would find in your fridge?
9. What is a food combination that you love, but others think is weird?
10. If you could have a lifetime supply of anything, what would it be?
1. I can't post it because its partially my real name.

2. My fave stuffed animal was bear and he was go figure a bear :P had him since birth. He has seen some millage :P

3. Cupcake. I don't know why but I feel like this would be hilarious.

4. I dono PB and J goes pretty hard! Also a sucker for a ham and cheese on a baguette.

5. Honestly I don't think I really care. Maybe Tom Holland because he seems cool and would like to meet him.

6. Like actually so many it used to be a problem in my youth.

7. I think I had it before and it was mid.

8. Currently cold pigs in a blanket.

9. I like mixing different hamburger helpers.

10. Money, checkmate. Besides that maybe just anything else I could sell like gas or something.
 
1. What part of world history is most interesting to you?
2. What food thing would you most like right now?
3. What language do you find most interesting?
4. What do you consider to be the funniest thing you have seen this year?
5. Do you prefer cold weather or hot weather?
6. Do you have a custom toy? (engraved, DIYed, etc)

Bonus question: Can you tell me a joke that will actually make me laugh?
 
1. What part of world history is most interesting to you?
2. What food thing would you most like right now?
3. What language do you find most interesting?
4. What do you consider to be the funniest thing you have seen this year?
5. Do you prefer cold weather or hot weather?
6. Do you have a custom toy? (engraved, DIYed, etc)

Bonus question: Can you tell me a joke that will actually make me laugh?
1. I really thing feudal Japan is super cool. I think it's just very different from western history and I also think samurais are cool.

2. Honestly my stomach is a little meh so maybe just some tea which I think I might go make.

3. Well I speak English, French and I have been learning Russian. I do find latin very interesting because it's dead but is so widely used for things.

4. Me in the mirror obviously. I'm hilarious. Realistically though I was laying in bed at like midnight and I heard a weird sound so I turned on the light. My cat was wearing a reusable grocery bag like a turtle and crawling around making funny noises.

5. Cold for sure. I can put on more layers and I love hoodies but when I get too hot yuck.

6. Nope, I have a bunch but nothing custom.

BONUS: Someone once was talking to me about what happens after you die. We discussed heaven, the afterlife and then they said "Do you think there is sex after death?" I responded with "Well that depends on the coroner."
 
4. Me in the mirror obviously. I'm hilarious. Realistically though I was laying in bed at like midnight and I heard a weird sound so I turned on the light. My cat was wearing a reusable grocery bag like a turtle and crawling around making funny noises.

BONUS: Someone once was talking to me about what happens after you die. We discussed heaven, the afterlife and then they said "Do you think there is sex after death?" I responded with "Well that depends on the coroner."
Seems your cat knows humor better than you... have you thought of studying under your cat? :P
 
What’s something you’ve done so many times, you could do it with your eyes closed?

What instantly makes you feel like a child again?

What do you think happens after we die, if anything?

Have you ever written a thank-you note?

What is your perfect meal? Describe it—everything from the company to the setting to the music to, of course, the food.

What are people not grateful enough for?

What is the smallest thing that can ruin your day?
 
What’s something you’ve done so many times, you could do it with your eyes closed?

What instantly makes you feel like a child again?

What do you think happens after we die, if anything?

Have you ever written a thank-you note?

What is your perfect meal? Describe it—everything from the company to the setting to the music to, of course, the food.

What are people not grateful enough for?

What is the smallest thing that can ruin your day?
1. Brush my teeth, shower, login to a pc, type on my phone. Hmm lots of things I guess.

2. Eating ego waffles with a little Butter!

3. I think that's it. We just die. Our brains stop working and capoof we are gone.

4. Absolutely I've written them before. It's important to show thanks to people.

5. I think a perfectly cooked steak, with garlic mashed potatoes and probably you and my other partner looking over a sunset on a beach somewhere with a nice breeze. Although I do think a couple different scenarios

6. Healthcare, I think especially in my country where it is basically free. Sure there are extra fees for things but I don't think a lot of people properly appreciate how massive and undertaking as a society this is.

7. I think people fucking up my address or phone number to my parents. I haven't lived with them for years now and somehow they still manage it. It pisses me off so much. Makes me feel like a child and I hate it so fucking much.
 
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