Ask Me Anything

[Butterfly]

1. When do you feel like the best version of yourself?

2. What keeps you up at night?

3. Has a piece of media (book, film, play, song, etc.) ever changed the way you thought about the world?

4. If you were a ghost tied to one location in the afterlife, where would you haunt?

5. What are the stories behind your scars/tattoos, if you have any?

6. What is something you are confident you will never do in your life?

7. What’s your million dollar idea for a business or invention?

8. What physical feature of yours would a caricature artist blow out of proportion?

9. What is something you and I disagree on?

 

[ObsidanDusk]

1. When do you feel like the best version of yourself?

2. What keeps you up at night?

3. Has a piece of media (book, film, play, song, etc.) ever changed the way you thought about the world?

4. If you were a ghost tied to one location in the afterlife, where would you haunt?

5. What are the stories behind your scars/tattoos, if you have any?

6. What is something you are confident you will never do in your life?

7. What’s your million dollar idea for a business or invention?

8. What physical feature of yours would a caricature artist blow out of proportion?

9. What is something you and I disagree on?

1. When I have a good night sleep and wake up feeling good on a nice day out.

2. Usually books

3. I think a lot of pieces of media have. I try to keep an open mind and media can have lots of interesting idea that have helped change how I view things.

4. I'm haunting a computer lab 1000%

5. Well I have like a gillion tattoos that all have their own stories. Scars though I have one on my shin from when I stitched myself up while camping after fucking up my own leg.

6. Try a hard drug like meth or heroine.

7. Hmmmm I dono I have had a few but none that have ever really panned out.

8. My ears maybe? They are both stretched.

9. How funny I am you just wont acknowledge the truth.

 

[Jaro]

What is the circumference of your hard penis? In centimeters please.

 

[Butterfly]

1. Who is the last person you had a crush on?
2. If you could replace all water in the world with another liquid, what would it be?
3. Would you rather burp glitter or fart confetti?
4. If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest?
5. What job would your pet have if they were human?
6. What's the weirdest thing you have ever googled?
7. If you had to rename everyday objects, what would you call spoons?
8. What mythical creature would you choose as a pet?
9. What is the worst question you have ever been asked on an ama?
10. Have you ever read a book that broke your heart?

 

[ObsidanDusk]

What is the circumference of your hard penis? In centimeters please.

How tf am I supposed to measure this! I guess ill have to find a pliable measuring tape or figure it out with a hard one and some pi next time I'm hard lol.

 

[ObsidanDusk]

1. Who is the last person you had a crush on?
2. If you could replace all water in the world with another liquid, what would it be?
3. Would you rather burp glitter or fart confetti?
4. If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest?
5. What job would your pet have if they were human?
6. What's the weirdest thing you have ever googled?
7. If you had to rename everyday objects, what would you call spoons?
8. What mythical creature would you choose as a pet?
9. What is the worst question you have ever been asked on an ama?
10. Have you ever read a book that broke your heart?

1. Honestly I don't know it's been a while

2. This sounds like how everyone dies so if we are going to make it weird lets make it apple juice

3. Fart confetti obviously.

4. For some reason I feel like seagulls would be foul mouthed af.

5. My cat would probably be stunt devil she loves doing crazy stuff.

6. Oh boy have I ever googled some weird stuff. Probably something to do with human like how much blood one can use and still be alive or something.

7. Bowlies

8. Niffler for sure. They are so gosh darned cute!

9. The circumference of my penis in centimetres.... lol

10. The legend of drizzt. When Wulfgar dies I cried and stopped reading the series for a long while. It killed me a little as young adult.

 

[Jaro]

How tf am I supposed to measure this! I guess ill have to find a pliable measuring tape or figure it out with a hard one and some pi next time I'm hard lol.

You don't have a measuring tape? You can do it with a piece of string and then measure the length of that after!

 

[Timoteo]

1. What would be the best ways to approach someone?
2. What would be a red flag online?
3. How can you tell if someone is honest, or are there any tips for finding out online?
4. The strangest experience that has happened to you?

 

[ObsidanDusk]

1. What would be the best ways to approach someone?
2. What would be a red flag online?
3. How can you tell if someone is honest, or are there any tips for finding out online?
4. The strangest experience that has happened to you?

1. I feel like the best way to approach someone is to just be yourself and try to get to know them. If they don't know you at all then be respectful.

2. Not respecting me as a person. I see this all the time when people are looking for a dom, someone will message them assuming the role already. Like excuse me person I don't even fucking know you.

3. No one is honest online. Everyone lies about something. Same with real life. But in general just fact check and if you can't then it is what it is.

4. For some reason people love talking to me and telling me their life story. I swear it used to happen all the time when I was younger and took the bus. So strange.

 

[Butterfly]

1. Honestly I don't know it's been a while

RUDE! You don't have a crush on me? Im wounded!

3. Fart confetti obviously.

That would have made for a fun bath

8. Niffler for sure. They are so gosh darned cute!

Yes! I want a niffler so bad



Follow up questions:

1. If you were to fart confetti, how would you manage the clean up?
2. If you were to be able to have a niffler, what type of care would he need? Does he need to stay in a cage? On a leash? What do they eat? Would he sleep in your bed?

And some new ones!

If you could merge two animals to create the ultimate predator, what would they be and why?
If your conciousness was uploaded into a Roomba, what would be your new life goal?
You're suddenly able to taste lies. How does that affect your daily life?
Whats the most useless but entertaining superpower you could imagine?
What's the worse thing a smart fridge could say to you during a breakup?
If socks could feel pain, how would laundry day change?
Which vegetable do you think is plotting against humanity, and why is it celery?

 

[ObsidanDusk]

RUDE! You don't have a crush on me? Im wounded!

That would have made for a fun bath

Yes! I want a niffler so bad



Follow up questions:

1. If you were to fart confetti, how would you manage the clean up?
2. If you were to be able to have a niffler, what type of care would he need? Does he need to stay in a cage? On a leash? What do they eat? Would he sleep in your bed?

And some new ones!

If you could merge two animals to create the ultimate predator, what would they be and why?
If your conciousness was uploaded into a Roomba, what would be your new life goal?
You're suddenly able to taste lies. How does that affect your daily life?
Whats the most useless but entertaining superpower you could imagine?
What's the worse thing a smart fridge could say to you during a breakup?
If socks could feel pain, how would laundry day change?
Which vegetable do you think is plotting against humanity, and why is it celery?

1. I would wear pants with butt flap and just shoot confetti and people like a fart cannon

2. I assume it would need similar care to like say a dog. It would not stay in a cage I would just make my house muted colours so it didn't get all treasure happy. I don't know if they eat anything I think they are magic the textbook was unclear and it keeps trying to bite me. 10000% sleep in my bed I would put a little pile of coins for it <3

If you could merge two animals to create the ultimate predator, what would they be and why?
-Cheeta with black mamba. Mc yikes fast and super poisonous and giant. Yikers.

If your conciousness was uploaded into a Roomba, what would be your new life goal?
-To EAT DA DIRTS MOLEEEEEEEEEE. I would want to annoy and hit everyone's ankles it would be funny.

You're suddenly able to taste lies. How does that affect your daily life?
-I think I would need to carry around lots of gum. I suspect they would not taste good.

Whats the most useless but entertaining superpower you could imagine?
-Being able to control any screen like you had a universal remote in your brain.

What's the worse thing a smart fridge could say to you during a breakup?
-You didn't even empty the ice maker or clean me! You absolute monster. MY FILTER HAS BEEN DIRTY FOR MONTHS!

If socks could feel pain, how would laundry day change?
-Flip flops and sock less shoes would become the only way.

Which vegetable do you think is plotting against humanity, and why is it celery?
-That little stringy bastard getting stuck in my teeth can go fuck itself. Also mushrooms. They are literally evil. THEY GROW IN SHIT!

 

[Butterfly]

1. If your thoughts were broadcast as a podcast, what would this week's episode be called?
2. If you had to be haunted by a ghost, but you could choose who, who would it be and why?
3. What conspiracy theory do you wish could be trust just for the drama?
4. What's a food you irrationally trust?
5. What's your go to fake name?
6. If jobs were assigned based on your internet search history, what would you be doing right now?
7. If you could ban one mundane thing forever(ie parallel parking, spoons, voicemail), what would it be?
8. If time froze for everybody except you for 24 hours, how would you spend it?

 

[MessyAshy]

1. What music do you like?
2. What is your favorite art form?
3. What is your spirit animal?
4. Do you know someone personally who has a disability?
5. What is your favorite pasta shape?

 

[ObsidanDusk]

1. If your thoughts were broadcast as a podcast, what would this week's episode be called?
2. If you had to be haunted by a ghost, but you could choose who, who would it be and why?
3. What conspiracy theory do you wish could be trust just for the drama?
4. What's a food you irrationally trust?
5. What's your go to fake name?
6. If jobs were assigned based on your internet search history, what would you be doing right now?
7. If you could ban one mundane thing forever(ie parallel parking, spoons, voicemail), what would it be?
8. If time froze for everybody except you for 24 hours, how would you spend it?

1. WHY DOESN'T THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT WO.... Oh I had a typo woops.

2. Luna from harry potter or a hobbit I think both would be hilarious

3. I like the moon being fake one. Pretty funny.

4. Canned hotdogs. Might kill me but buckle up we going hard.

5. I'm not posting that

6. Probably what I'm still doing. I search way more work related stuff than any personal stuff.

7. Phone cases and watch the world panic / burn.

8. Probably stealing money if I'm honest. But more fun would be speeding all over without having to worry about other cars!

 

[ObsidanDusk]

1. What music do you like?
2. What is your favorite art form?
3. What is your spirit animal?
4. Do you know someone personally who has a disability?
5. What is your favorite pasta shape?

1. I like lots of music recently I've been into punk and some rap but honestly anything but country it's just not for me.

2. I would have to say music followed by painting. Music speaks to my soul and song remind me of events in my life. It's honestly amazing.

3. Either my cat or a sloth I love sloths they are so lazy and just living you know.

4. Yes I do

5. This 100% depends on the rest of the dish. Big fan of penne and macaroni though. Recently been leaning penne though.

 

[Butterfly]

1. If you could design a "kink themed" amusement part ride, what would it entail?
2. What's the most unexpected item you've repurposed as a pleasure device?
3. If your favorite kink were a flavor, how would describe its taste?
4. If you could live out a scene from any movie, with a kinky twist, which would it be?
5. Have you ever had a 'kink fail' moment that turned into a comedy of errors?
6. Have you ever had a moment where your pet interrupted a scene in an amusing way?
7. What's the most unusual place you've ever had a scene or session?

 

[ObsidanDusk]

1. If you could design a "kink themed" amusement part ride, what would it entail?
2. What's the most unexpected item you've repurposed as a pleasure device?
3. If your favorite kink were a flavor, how would describe its taste?
4. If you could live out a scene from any movie, with a kinky twist, which would it be?
5. Have you ever had a 'kink fail' moment that turned into a comedy of errors?
6. Have you ever had a moment where your pet interrupted a scene in an amusing way?
7. What's the most unusual place you've ever had a scene or session?

1. The Butthole dilator. Sounds like an awesome name for a ride! You would be strapped face to face with someone so your touching as you both had your holes stretched and expandable mouth gags that made you unable to breath for seconds as a time as as your oxygen got too low it would let you breath. It would also put you in sensory deprivation and then display everyone in the ride to others waiting in line! It would also hook up to your other parts to keep you on the edge until near the end of the ride it made you cum. Any fluids you produce would be caught and pumped into your mouth. Not safe at all I'm sure but sounds fun as heck.

2. Shower head I guess? My answer is pretty lame here.

3. Spicy chocolate. Which sounds gross but I mean here we are

4. The incredibles when the lady makes you a suit. Like you go in as an adult super hero and she ties you up and has a intense kink scene to test your powers.

5. Mmmm I don't know can you think of any? Does farting on you count? Not really kinky but I dono.

6. Not really. I've had them try to lick my butt during vanilla sex when I had a dog but I just kicked them out of the room and closed it. Scared me half to death though haha.

7. At a park late at night. Was very unusual for me.

 

[Jaro]

Why have you not measured the circumference of your penis yet?

 

[ObsidanDusk]

Why have you not measured the circumference of your penis yet?

I will I will! I've been busy! It's on my todo list okay.

 

[Butterfly]

1. Do you think humanity will go extinct? How and when do you think it will happen?
2. Is there a problem or situation for which you could use some advice?
3. Has your gut feeling or first impression about something ever been wrong?
4. What is your catchphrase, or something you find yourself saying often?
5. At a party, are you the social butterfly who chats with everyone, the intense conversationalist who gets really deep with someone, the person who showed up for the snacks, the person getting drunk, the person dancing, the host, the person hanging around the edges and not talking much, or someone else?
6. A stranger is inhabiting your body for the day. What are some tips you’d give them?
7. Are you currently waiting for something? What are you waiting for? What are the best and worst possible scenarios?
8. Is there someone you knew once but have lost touch with? What happened? Do you know where they are now?
9. What is something you love, but can’t recommend to anyone you know because you know they won’t like it?