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[Guv'nor]

Hi everyone,

I am Guv'nor, but go by Guv. I am 31 and live in the UK. I have been on several kink sites, and to several events so far. I am a Dominant Sadist.

Ask away with any other questions that you have!

 

[Butterfly]

Hey! Welcome to KW.
Here are a few questions for you:

1. When did you first realize that you were a Dom
2. How did you discover kink?
3. Do you ever feel guilty about being sadistic?
4. What is something that you have wanted to experience as a Dom but haven't had the chance to?
5. Have you ever switched roles?
6. Who is your favorite Disney character?

 

[Guv'nor]

Hey! Welcome to KW.
Here are a few questions for you:

1. When did you first realize that you were a Dom I dont know for certain, but over 10 years ago. I think when I joined GD I quickly realised that I enjoyed giving people orders
2. How did you discover kink? During an exam when I was at school, one person had an accident and wet themselves. As embarrassing as it was for them, it instantly woke something up in my
3. Do you ever feel guilty about being sadistic? Sometimes, yes. Especially if I am having a bad day with my mental health
4. What is something that you have wanted to experience as a Dom but haven't had the chance to? Making someone pee themselves in front of me, its fun online but not quite the same
5. Have you ever switched roles? I tried, and it didnt work for me. However, I learnt something so that is good
6. Who is your favorite Disney character? Probably Captain Jack Sparrow, I am not a fan of Disney as a general rule

Hey! Thank you!

My answers are above in green

 

[Butterfly]

Forced wetting is a huge fantasy of mine!

I am appalled that you don't like Disney!!!!

Follow up questions:
1. What did you learn from switching?
2. What is your beef with Disney?

New Questions:
1. Is orange your favorite color?
2. Has there ever been something you had on your kink list that surprised you? Maybe its something you never thought you would like, or something you thought you would love and actually hated.
3. Describe your ideal play session in 3 words.
4. Do you have a hard limit that surprises people? or that is unusual?
5. What is your favorite dessert?

 

[Guv'nor]

Forced wetting is a huge fantasy of mine!

I am appalled that you don't like Disney!!!!

Follow up questions:
1. What did you learn from switching? That it isnt for me, and that I cant get into a headspace other than being Dominant
2. What is your beef with Disney? There is no beef, it just isnt for me

New Questions:
1. Is orange your favorite color? Nope, blue is!
2. Has there ever been something you had on your kink list that surprised you? Maybe its something you never thought you would like, or something you thought you would love and actually hated. Not really to be honest, but I did crossdress for a party once and that was more fun than I expected
3. Describe your ideal play session in 3 words. Spanking, piss, bondage
4. Do you have a hard limit that surprises people? or that is unusual? Yes, no sexual contact or intercourse is one that often surprises people and then somehow earns me a barrage of 'advice' or angry comments that I am wrong for not liking it...
5. What is your favorite dessert? That is tough, I dont usually eat dessert now as I am not massively fond of sweet foods. However, Eton Mess is very nice

Thank you for these questions, my answers this time are in blue

 

[Jaro]

1. What kind of panties do you like most on men?
2. Only on men?
3. Did you misspell your gender?

 

[Guv'nor]

1. What kind of panties do you like most on men? Thongs and G Strings mainly, I am not into full backs regardless of who is wearing them!
2. Only on men? Nope, I like them on women too!
3. Did you misspell your gender? Oh bum, well spotted! Yes I have... I will quickly fix that...

Thanks for the questions, please see answers in blue

 

[Butterfly]

1. How tall are you?
2. What is your most embarrassing moment?
3. What is the best compliment somebody has ever given you?
4. What is your favorite thing about yourself?
5. What does your morning routine entail?

 

[Guv'nor]

1. How tall are you?
2. What is your most embarrassing moment?
3. What is the best compliment somebody has ever given you?
4. What is your favorite thing about yourself?
5. What does your morning routine entail?

1. I am around 6 foot 3 inches tall
2. At school I got someone I fancied a framed photo of me. That was a moment when I wished that I didnt exist anymore
3. Probably that I have a nice butt, or that I have a good heart. (can I upload photos of my butt? It is naked in some of them though)
4. I don't really have a favourite thing about myself, I just sort of exist in this body and get on with things
5. I wake up, usually have some 'me' time, then use the bathroom, have coffee, get washed and clean, dressed then go to work

 

[Butterfly]

1. Would you rather have your safeword be “Banana Pancakes” or “Wigglebutt Supreme”?
2. Would you rather accidentally moan during a Zoom call or send a spicy pic to your group chat by mistake?
3. Would you rather have a Dom/me who insists on speaking in pirate voice or one who only gives orders in haiku form?
4. Would you rather be spanked with a rubber chicken or a pool noodle?
5. Would you rather have to wear a latex suit to brunch or show up to a dungeon night dressed as a giant teddy bear?
6. Would you rather your sex toy collection be discovered by your parents or by airport security?
7. Would you rather be called “Snuggle Monster” during a scene or have to use baby talk the entire time?
8. Would you rather be tied up and tickled with a feather or teased with ice cubes until you beg for warmth?
9. Would you rather have to say “Thank you, Daddy Shark” after every orgasm or do the Macarena as aftercare?
10. Would you rather have lube that smells like cotton candy or spanking sessions that end with a kazoo fanfare?

 

[Guv'nor]

1. Would you rather have your safeword be “Banana Pancakes” or “Wigglebutt Supreme”?
2. Would you rather accidentally moan during a Zoom call or send a spicy pic to your group chat by mistake?
3. Would you rather have a Dom/me who insists on speaking in pirate voice or one who only gives orders in haiku form?
4. Would you rather be spanked with a rubber chicken or a pool noodle?
5. Would you rather have to wear a latex suit to brunch or show up to a dungeon night dressed as a giant teddy bear?
6. Would you rather your sex toy collection be discovered by your parents or by airport security?
7. Would you rather be called “Snuggle Monster” during a scene or have to use baby talk the entire time?
8. Would you rather be tied up and tickled with a feather or teased with ice cubes until you beg for warmth?
9. Would you rather have to say “Thank you, Daddy Shark” after every orgasm or do the Macarena as aftercare?
10. Would you rather have lube that smells like cotton candy or spanking sessions that end with a kazoo fanfare?

1. Banana pancakes
2. Moan during a Zoom call
3. Dom/me with a pirate voice
4. Pool noodle
5. Dungeon night dressed as a teddy bear
6. Airport security
7. Be called "Snuggle Monster"
8. Ice cubes, I prefer to be cooler and hate being tickled!
9. Macarena aftercare sounds fun
10. Cotton candy lube!

 

[Butterfly]

1. When is the last time you had a D/s relationship?
2. Have you ever won anything?
3. Do you play any sports?
4. If you look to your right, what do you see right now?

 

[Guv'nor]

1. When is the last time you had a D/s relationship?
2. Have you ever won anything?
3. Do you play any sports?
4. If you look to your right, what do you see right now?

1. So long ago that I do not remember, other than at leat 5 years ago
2. I won a fishing net handle on a spin and win many years ago, but other than that, nothing I can remember
3. I do not, I did snooker for a while but the pandemic stopped that
4. A window

 

[Butterfly]

1. What has been the biggest change of heart you've had? Have you ever started off on one side of an issue and wound up on the other? What influenced that change?
2. What is your biggest non-academic, non work-related accomplishment?
3. What is your biggest academic or work-related accomplishment?
4. What is something you've done/felt/seen/etc. that you wish you could experience again for the first time?
5. If you could erase one thing or event from your memory, what would you choose?
6. Is there something about you that people assume because of your appearance or demeanour? What is a trait or preference you have that people don't expect you to have?
7. If you were a character in a movie, book, or television show, what genre would you live in?
8. What is the hardest way you’ve learned an important lesson?
9. What cliché do you think is bullshit? What cliché do you think holds truth?
10. What do you fear, despite having no real reason to do so? Basically, what is an irrational fear you have?

 

[Guv'nor]

1. What has been the biggest change of heart you've had? Have you ever started off on one side of an issue and wound up on the other? What influenced that change?
2. What is your biggest non-academic, non work-related accomplishment?
3. What is your biggest academic or work-related accomplishment?
4. What is something you've done/felt/seen/etc. that you wish you could experience again for the first time?
5. If you could erase one thing or event from your memory, what would you choose?
6. Is there something about you that people assume because of your appearance or demeanour? What is a trait or preference you have that people don't expect you to have?
7. If you were a character in a movie, book, or television show, what genre would you live in?
8. What is the hardest way you’ve learned an important lesson?
9. What cliché do you think is bullshit? What cliché do you think holds truth?
10. What do you fear, despite having no real reason to do so? Basically, what is an irrational fear you have?

Blimey, these were tough!]

1. Probably towards helping people. I used to think we should help everyone, then I slowly changed to think that everyone should have to support themselves, and have ended up in the middle where I think we should offer help, but recognise that you cannot make people take it. I don't know what made that change, could be the world political narrative at the moment or just the fact I am getting older and more experienced at how things are

2. I honestly don't know for this one, I never recognise that I have ever accomplished much

3. Probably working my way up to a job through work and not academically. I recognised that was the best way for me towards the end of school as I was tired of the academic system, and honestly, I was right.

4. Orgasms, they honestly don't do anything for me at the moment and haven't for a long time. The odd one is good, but the vast majority are boring as hell

5. There are way too many to list for here, but probably a lot of times I made an idiot of myself, or was the butt of jokes for reasons I didn't understand

6. I don't really know, I have never been good with my self image to be truthful. People always seem to see me differently from how I see the guy in the mirror. Sorry if that's a disappointing answer

7. Probably historic non fiction, I honestly think I was born about 30 or 40 years too late

8. Probably by screwing up, as much as I try not to, I have done many times. Knocking over a tin of paint on the carpet as a kit being a very sore memory.

9. Honestly most clichés are bullshit, but, ones about love are especially bollocks. There really isn't someone out there for everyone. However I do believe that 'everything happens for a reason' is true from personal experience.

10. Probably dying in a plane crash. I have resolved that I will never fly, and I mean that, so don't know why I worry about dying in a plane crash

 

[Butterfly]

I found a list of insightful questions and have been using them on AMA's haha. I love getting to know people this way.

1. What was the best opportunity you ever received?
2. What always makes you nostalgic?
3. What would you like to accomplish before the year is over?
4. Have you ever been offered a good opportunity but refused? What was the situation?
5. Would you prefer your family to be smaller or larger than it is now, or neither? Do you wish you were more involved with your extended family?
6. What is something you're hypocritical about; something you believe but have a hard time sticking to in practice?
7. Has anyone close to you ever died? Was there anything that helped you to move past their death?
8. What is something you're inherently bad at, no matter how hard you try to improve?
9. Do you have any inherent talents?
10. What small, insignificant thing gives you joy?

 

[Guv'nor]

I found a list of insightful questions and have been using them on AMA's haha. I love getting to know people this way.

1. What was the best opportunity you ever received?
2. What always makes you nostalgic?
3. What would you like to accomplish before the year is over?
4. Have you ever been offered a good opportunity but refused? What was the situation?
5. Would you prefer your family to be smaller or larger than it is now, or neither? Do you wish you were more involved with your extended family?
6. What is something you're hypocritical about; something you believe but have a hard time sticking to in practice?
7. Has anyone close to you ever died? Was there anything that helped you to move past their death?
8. What is something you're inherently bad at, no matter how hard you try to improve?
9. Do you have any inherent talents?
10. What small, insignificant thing gives you joy?

1. Probably my break into the engineering/manufacturing sector. Sadly the person who put me onto the job and I fell out before I left that job for personal reasons
2. Memories I have from my family and hobbies
3. I would like to buy a house
4. I have, I have been offered the chance to apply for a few good jobs recently but have declined. One was an excellent step up, but would have been a stretch, but the money was less than I am on so I decided it was not the right fit for me
5. The size it is is fine for me. No, I would not like to be more involved with the extended family
6. Taking advice, I am good at giving it but useless at taking it
7. There have been several people now unfortunately, some only months apart. What helped me was having things that needed to get done, it kept me busy
8. Losing weight, I only ever manage it when I am very ill
9. I do, I am quite good with operations (not like a surgeon), and mechanical assembly
10. Chicken nuggets, even better if they are in fun shapes!

 

[Butterfly]

What’s your zombie apocalypse survival strategy?
Which fictional universe would you move to and why?
If your life had a theme song, what would it be?
What’s the most chaotic good thing you’ve ever done?
If you could swap lives with any cartoon character, who would it be?

 

[Guv'nor]

What’s your zombie apocalypse survival strategy?
Which fictional universe would you move to and why?
If your life had a theme song, what would it be?
What’s the most chaotic good thing you’ve ever done?
If you could swap lives with any cartoon character, who would it be?

Honestly, I dont have one as I never think about zombies! I would probably just drive as fast as I can and get some weapons!

I honestly wouldnt move to a fictional universe, none really appeal to me

Once again, I have no idea what my theme song would be, but it would be a bit weirdly mixed

Probably advising a former friend to leave her abusive partner, not chaotic, but from what I remember the way I did it was

Mr Benn, he got to go to some funky worlds from the clothes shop

 

[Butterfly]

If sex had a theme song every time you started, what would yours be?
Would you rather have sex in a zero-gravity room or underwater (with breathing gear)?
What’s the most random thing that’s killed the mood for you?"
If you could have sex in any fictional universe, where would you pick?
What’s your guilty pleasure that shouldn’t be sexy but kinda is?
Would you rather only be able to sext using medieval English or pirate slang?
If a genie offered to make you the best at one very specific sex skill, which would you choose?
What’s the weirdest safe word you’ve ever heard (or would love to use)?
If you had to incorporate a kitchen appliance into foreplay, which would it be?
What’s the most hilarious noise you’ve ever heard during sex?
Would you rather have sex while skydiving or while riding a roller coaster?
If you could invent a new position and name it after yourself, what would it be called?