Just as the title says. Ask a dumb question, and then let us answer in a very serious way
TransfemmeSlightly under 10.How many toes does the average human have?
I would say 6 months as a base and then 1 month for every year of marriage.Slightly under 10.
How long should a widow's husband wait before remarrying?
Probably 2 per nostrilI would say 6 months as a base and then 1 month for every year of marriage.
How many mini marshmallows could you shove up your nose.
Only one at any one time.Probably 2 per nostril
How many pairs of shoes have you worn out in your lifetime?
Exactly equal to the number of toe hairs that I have.How many pieces of grass are on your property?