I started by putting all my messy items in the bathroom next to my bath:
I got naked, stepped into the bath and started by covering myself in the sunflower oil. I rubbed it all over my skin, including my face but not my hair.
Then I started my ordeal by trampling the grapes with my bare feet. I was so slippery I almost fell so I had to hold myself against the tub.
I added some powdered sugar to my body but that did surprisingly little. It got dissolved in the oil.
The tramping felt great. Love the feeling of the smushy grapes under my soles and between my toes. I continued when they were all smashed into a nice pulp.
Now it was time to pour the tomato sauce over me. I covered myself neck to toe with the stuff. Now I felt truly messy and slippery and filthy. It was also smelly. Such a big quantity of tomato sauce definitely smells!
Finally, for the ultimate mess, I dunked the bowl of water/flour mixture over my head!
This resulted in me and my bathroom to be extremely messy. It felt good but - a bit to my disappointment - not very sticky. I think the mixture was too thin.
In any case I was a squirming super messy worm and it took a long time to clean myself and everything up.
Body hair doesn't help either. I am sitting here 'clean' and naked as I type this, but there are still 'bits' stuck in my body hair.
All in all I spend about 20 minutes starting from the olive oil to the end. I kind of forgot this was also a timed challenge, but I don't have the patience to spend so long. So I think Ash definitely wins length-wise, but as for the messy... who knows!
- Sunflower oil
- Powdered sugar
- Large bottle of tomato sauce
- Large bowl of water and flour mixture
- Grapes
I got naked, stepped into the bath and started by covering myself in the sunflower oil. I rubbed it all over my skin, including my face but not my hair.
Then I started my ordeal by trampling the grapes with my bare feet. I was so slippery I almost fell so I had to hold myself against the tub.
I added some powdered sugar to my body but that did surprisingly little. It got dissolved in the oil.
The tramping felt great. Love the feeling of the smushy grapes under my soles and between my toes. I continued when they were all smashed into a nice pulp.
Now it was time to pour the tomato sauce over me. I covered myself neck to toe with the stuff. Now I felt truly messy and slippery and filthy. It was also smelly. Such a big quantity of tomato sauce definitely smells!
Finally, for the ultimate mess, I dunked the bowl of water/flour mixture over my head!
This resulted in me and my bathroom to be extremely messy. It felt good but - a bit to my disappointment - not very sticky. I think the mixture was too thin.
In any case I was a squirming super messy worm and it took a long time to clean myself and everything up.
Body hair doesn't help either. I am sitting here 'clean' and naked as I type this, but there are still 'bits' stuck in my body hair.
All in all I spend about 20 minutes starting from the olive oil to the end. I kind of forgot this was also a timed challenge, but I don't have the patience to spend so long. So I think Ash definitely wins length-wise, but as for the messy... who knows!
