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Because they collect polar bear poop to make the black/dark brown syrup which is used for the manufacturing of Coca Cola.

Why are we not obliged to spend our birthdays (full 24 hours) parading in our birthday suit.
 
Because pizza places can't tax their driver's tips when your tip is you answering the door to them naked.

When AI replaces all our jobs, will humans become machine parts?

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No, because the humans will all be culled for being a waste of air and space.

Why are humans not "Sequential Hermaphrodites" (i.e. change sex during their life)?
 
We are, but our air blocks that ability, so in order to unlock it again we'd have to develop gills.

If our brains already do some things independently from us then why won't they take control completely?
 
Because materialism has planted inside our brains the idea, that having possessions is the ultimate purpose of existence.

What is the next unusual place you plan to be naked?
 
The clue is in the word "Instant". You see, people, including Brits, are always trying to catch up with time. Therefore anything instant will help humans to eventually beat the clock.

Why do flies fly?
 
That would have to be Buttex, products specifically created for the back side.

Why does the praying mantis eat its partner after intercourse?
 
To make sure its daughters grow up with daddy issues 😅

What were the circumstances under which the first sighting of a large penis in its natural habitat occurred?
 
That would have to be during the first world war when the army ran out of cannons while fighting on a nudist beach.

What is the truth about penis size?
 
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