If sex had a theme song every time you started, what would yours be?
Would you rather have sex in a zero-gravity room or underwater (with breathing gear)?
I would go for zero gravity.
What’s the most random thing that’s killed the mood for you?"
Any type of piercings around her pussy, Or if they have TDS.
If you could have sex in any fictional universe, where would you pick?
Mega-City One (2000AD)
What’s your guilty pleasure that shouldn’t be sexy but kinda is?
Cowboy boots and hat.
Would you rather only be able to sext using medieval English or pirate slang?
Medieval English.
If a genie offered to make you the best at one very specific sex skill, which would you choose?
Hard to say, so will would, just ask for one extra inch.
What’s the weirdest safe word you’ve ever heard (or would love to use)?
Cantaloupe
If you had to incorporate a kitchen appliance into foreplay, which would it be?
Wooden cooking spoon the long catering style 2 foot long spoon.
What’s the most hilarious noise you’ve ever heard during sex?
Something akin to a witch's cackle, as she orgasmed.
Would you rather have sex while skydiving or while riding a roller coaster?
Sky Diving.
If you could invent a new position and name it after yourself, what would it be called?
Morning Wood Rodeo
