All about uranus

[Jaro]

Yes its a dumb joke because this is about your anus, not the planet!

Please answer these insightful questions about your own butt hole.

1. Have you ever seen your own anus?
2. Have you ever made a picture of your own anus?
3. Are there any hairs around your anus right now? Feel if you aren't sure.
4. Have you ever had something inserted inside your anus? What?
5. Have you ever had anyone lick your anus? Did you enjoy that?
6. Can you gape your anus? How about prolapse?
7. What would it take for you to get an anus tattoo?
8. How often, when and how do you clean your anus?
9. How would you rate your anus on a scale of 1 to 10?
10. Anything else that's interesting to mention about your anus?

 

[baloo]

No! I answer both!

1. Have you ever seen your own anus?

Yes and yes.

2. Have you ever made a picture of your own anus?

Yes to myanus, no to uranus.

3. Are there any hairs around your anus right now? Feel if you aren't sure.

Depends what you mean by around. Not directly around, but within about 20AU there are plenty. True for both. Probably. Dunno. Is there life on uranus?

4. Have you ever had something inserted inside your anus? What?

Myanus? Plenty. There is a plug in there right now. Uranus? Can't say that I have. It being a gas giant would make it easy though.

5. Have you ever had anyone lick your anus? Did you enjoy that?

I did not have anyone give me anilingus if that's what you mean. Interpreting "to lick" in its alternate forms though, refer to https://kinkywonderland.ca/threads/mystery-parts.20/. I enjoyed that.
Never "had" someone lick uranus, but I remember there was a planetoid-inspired brand of ice cream back when I was little and I saw someone lick on one designed after uranus. I remember because I got envious of the chewing gum inside, not that I would expect there to be much gum in the actual uranus.

6. Can you gape your anus? How about prolapse?

I think I still can gape my anus, haven't tried in a long time. Prolapse? Never done, never hope to.
As for Uranus, I certainly can't do it (yet) but theoretically with enough oomph it could be turned toroidal. If that is not gaping then I don't know what is. Prolapse? Certainly an asteroid collision would do that.

7. What would it take for you to get an anus tattoo?

That's one of the things I'd do for an insane amount of financial compensation. That or guaranteeing world peace.
Tattooing uranus would be fun though! All it takes is an even more insane amount of money.

8. How often, when and how do you clean your anus?

I have never cleaned uranus, but if I had to it'd involve a lot of oxygen and a spark. That ought to get rid of all the methane!
As for myanus, irregularly and with the industrial enema 1000. I have a shower attachment.

9. How would you rate your anus on a scale of 1 to 10?

I wouldn't. Rating people or their parts is for ratists.
Uranus on the other hand is a solid 9, now that pluto has dropped out of the race.

10. Anything else that's interesting to mention about your anus?

Nothing comes to mind. It's not particularly special I'd say.
Uranus on the other hand, well to be honest I know almost no details other than it's there.

 

[Jaro]

1. Have you ever seen your own anus?

Of course! Many times!

2. Have you ever made a picture of your own anus?

Certainly. I have a very photogenic butt hole.

3. Are there any hairs around your anus right now? Feel if you aren't sure.

Probably yes. I used to shave them but I've gotten lazy.

4. Have you ever had something inserted inside your anus? What?

Many things!

5. Have you ever had anyone lick your anus? Did you enjoy that?

I haven't had the pleasure yet. I'm pretty sure I would enjoy it though.

6. Can you gape your anus? How about prolapse?

I have been able to gape a tiny bit. Its really hard. I would like to be able to do a proper gape.

7. What would it take for you to get an anus tattoo?

$ 500.000 might get me to do it. Of course it would say "worm hole"

8. How often, when and how do you clean your anus?

I soap it always in the shower. I have a syringe type thing to cleanse it inside before I do some bigger/extended self-anal play. I would do a very thorough enema before playing with another.

9. How would you rate your anus on a scale of 1 to 10?

10/10. They don't call it the worm hole for nothing!

10. Anything else that's interesting to mention about your anus?

My anus is better than uranus!

 

[MessyAshy]

1. Have you ever seen your own anus?

Not really.

2. Have you ever made a picture of your own anus?

When it was covered in messy things, or when toys are inserted.

3. Are there any hairs around your anus right now? Feel if you aren't sure.

Yep.

4. Have you ever had something inserted inside your anus? What?

Plugs, dildos, vibrators...

5. Have you ever had anyone lick your anus? Did you enjoy that?

No, never been licked anywhere by anyone.

6. Can you gape your anus? How about prolapse?

No no no no.

7. What would it take for you to get an anus tattoo?

A lot of money... or the right person who I can be with forever.

8. How often, when and how do you clean your anus?

The outside, a lot. the inside, not a lot. I do have an anal douche kit, but I'm not expecting visitors so... meh. I'll let my native bacterial culture do their things.

9. How would you rate your anus on a scale of 1 to 10?

7?

10. Anything else that's interesting to mention about your anus?

It's a hole load of fun...

 

[Jdh90]

Yes its a dumb joke because this is about your anus, not the planet!

Please answer these insightful questions about your own butt hole.

1. Have you ever seen your own anus?

Yes, I have definitely played with my ass and used a mirror to get a better look lol

2. Have you ever made a picture of your own anus?

No, cant say that I have. I may have taken a picture of it plugged at some point but definitely didn't save the image.

3. Are there any hairs around your anus right now? Feel if you aren't sure.

Nope

4. Have you ever had something inserted inside your anus? What?

Plugs, dildos & marshmallows!

5. Have you ever had anyone lick your anus? Did you enjoy that?

Not yet

6. Can you gape your anus? How about prolapse?

Gape yes, but I dont think I would push it further than that.

7. What would it take for you to get an anus tattoo?

A lot of money, not sure how much. But at least make the tattoo funny. Like reading "Who said exit only?"

8. How often, when and how do you clean your anus?

Everyday in the shower and inside before any anal play session.

9. How would you rate your anus on a scale of 1 to 10?

9/10 Just got to get the last inch on my XL Chance dildo for him to be happy and worthy of a 10

10. Anything else that's interesting to mention about your anus?

Somehow, still less full of crap than most politicians.

 

[Jaro]

Somehow, still less full of crap than most politicians.