15 Evil "Would You Rather's"

As a result of a lost dare, I had to make and answer a WYR of at least 15 questions, and I wouldn't be me if I made them easy, so here we go:

Would you rather...

1. Be naked 24/7 OR have all your thoughts appear over your head as thought bubbles?
2. Watch your lover have sex with your best friend over a longer timespan OR watch your lover have sex with your mortal enemy just once?
3. Become filthy rich but never have kinky sex OR have kinky sex every day but struggle to survive all of your life?
4. Have the ideal lover who's faithful but terrible in bed OR have a sex god(dess) who is indifferent about you and sleeps with everyone?
5. Only eat distasteful food for the rest of your life OR only have ruined orgasms for the rest of your life?
6. Watch your parents have sex every day for a year OR join in once to make them stop?
7. Have a full face nude without any info permanently exposed online OR a faceless nude with your full name and date of birth instead?
8. Being terribly raped by a total stranger OR being somewhat kindly raped by someone you know?
9. Always have a sibling of the opposite sex be present when you have sex OR always have to be present when a sibling of the opposite sex has sex?
10. Be naked on the 9 'o clock news once OR have your ringtone set to the sound of you having an orgasm for a year?
11. Have your name changed to the most terrible name there is OR develop a mild handicap?
12. Be able to make any food you like appear with a snap of your fingers for a year OR have sex with your celebrity crush just once?
13. Have a sex tape leak on the internet that your friends and family will never see OR accidentally send the same video to your friends and family who will never leak it?
14. Trade bodies with the person whose appearance you despise most OR stay in your own body but have all the people close to you look like that?
15. Be accused of being a rapist OR be accused of being a racist?

 

[SweetNSpicy]

1. Be naked 24/7 OR have all your thoughts appear over your head as thought bubbles?
2. Watch your lover have sex with your best friend over a longer timespan OR watch your lover have sex with your mortal enemy just once?
3. Become filthy rich but never have kinky sex OR have kinky sex every day but struggle to survive all of your life?
4. Have the ideal lover who's faithful but terrible in bed OR have a sex god(dess) who is indifferent about you and sleeps with everyone?
5. Only eat distasteful food for the rest of your life OR only have ruined orgasms for the rest of your life?
6. Watch your parents have sex every day for a year OR join in once to make them stop?
7. Have a full face nude without any info permanently exposed online OR a faceless nude with your full name and date of birth instead? Very tough call, but the latter has some plausible deniability, however small. At least you could fool yourself.
8. Being terribly raped by a total stranger OR being somewhat kindly raped by someone you know? Latter would destroy your faith in humanity, I think.
9. Always have a sibling of the opposite sex be present when you have sex OR always have to be present when a sibling of the opposite sex has sex?
10. Be naked on the 9 'o clock news once OR have your ringtone set to the sound of you having an orgasm for a year?
11. Have your name changed to the most terrible name there is OR develop a mild handicap?
12. Be able to make any food you like appear with a snap of your fingers for a year OR have sex with your celebrity crush just once? I think it's very difficult to get back to not being able to do the former once you've gotten used to it, otherwise I would have picked that.
13. Have a sex tape leak on the internet that your friends and family will never see OR accidentally send the same video to your friends and family who will never leak it?
14. Trade bodies with the person whose appearance you despise most OR stay in your own body but have all the people close to you look like that?
15. Be accused of being a rapist OR be accused of being a racist?

 

[Jaro]

1. Be naked 24/7 OR have all your thoughts appear over your head as thought bubbles?
Naked for sure. I am a nudist and I honestly wish there was a place I could be naked 24/7!

2. Watch your lover have sex with your best friend over a longer timespan OR watch your lover have sex with your mortal enemy just once?
Sex with best friend. I'm totally fine with open (sexual) relationships.

3. Become filthy rich but never have kinky sex OR have kinky sex every day but struggle to survive all of your life?
Filthy rich. I love sex and kink to death, but having to struggle to survive would be awful. And I think this means normal sex and blowjobs and such are still allowed too!

4. Have the ideal lover who's faithful but terrible in bed OR have a sex god(dess) who is indifferent about you and sleeps with everyone?
Sex goddess. Sounds pretty great to be honest. For me sex is separate from love and can be enjoyed seperately. And I'd rather have no sex than terrible sex.

5. Only eat distasteful food for the rest of your life OR only have ruined orgasms for the rest of your life?
Ruined orgasms. I love good food just too much.

6. Watch your parents have sex every day for a year OR join in once to make them stop?
Ugh! Watch them I guess.... but ugh....

7. Have a full face nude without any info permanently exposed online OR a faceless nude with your full name and date of birth instead?
Like you said as well, this one is hard as I think both are bad and in the same way identifying? But.... if I must I will choose the first. I am a nudist and people see me at nudist places like that. So I could already get recognized this way.

8. Being terribly raped by a total stranger OR being somewhat kindly raped by someone you know?
Raped by someone I know as it would be more kind

9. Always have a sibling of the opposite sex be present when you have sex OR always have to be present when a sibling of the opposite sex has sex?
Have them be present, but I really hate family type scenarios!

10. Be naked on the 9 'o clock news once OR have your ringtone set to the sound of you having an orgasm for a year?
Ringtone. I barely make a sound when I orgasm and I barely get called!

11. Have your name changed to the most terrible name there is OR develop a mild handicap?
Develop a mild handicap, although it depends of course on what the handicap is.

12. Be able to make any food you like appear with a snap of your fingers for a year OR have sex with your celebrity crush just once?
Sex with celebrity crush. I think that would just be an awesome experience and also something cool to boast about.

13. Have a sex tape leak on the internet that your friends and family will never see OR accidentally send the same video to your friends and family who will never leak it?
Sex tape video. Actually, with the guarantee that friends and family would never see this, I would totally post this!

14. Trade bodies with the person whose appearance you despise most OR stay in your own body but have all the people close to you look like that?
Have everybody in the world including woman look like Trump? Damn, how awful would that be!
I'll trade bodies with him them, although being orange and having a micropenis would be awful too!
This is probably the most evil question you asked me!

15. Be accused of being a rapist OR be accused of being a racist?
Be accused of being racist as I think that is objectively less evil.



I love WYR questions and most of these were great. Thank you!

 

[Ponies]

Some interesting questions here... It may seem like I am avoiding the answers, but they are kind of nuanced.

1. Be naked 24/7 OR have all your thoughts appear over your head as thought bubbles?
I will assume all current laws apply, so I would have to go with the thought bubbles to avoid public decency laws. However if that was not an issue then I would naked 24/7

2. Watch your lover have sex with your best friend over a longer timespan OR watch your lover have sex with your mortal enemy just once?
Again this would depend. Does she love me just as much as always? then she can also love my best friend. Are we going to drift apart because of it going on for a long time and I get sidelined, then my mortal enemy is the choice.

3. Become filthy rich but never have kinky sex OR have kinky sex every day but struggle to survive all of your life?
Filthy rich. Especially since it is only resting sex, I can still be kinky AF

4. Have the ideal lover who's faithful but terrible in bed OR have a sex god(dess) who is indifferent about you and sleeps with everyone?
Faithful, I don't really care much about sex itself, if they are the "ideal" lover but suck at sex, then it means they would understand all the other ways I can be happy sexually without sex itself.

5. Only eat distasteful food for the rest of your life OR only have ruined orgasms for the rest of your life?
Ruined orgasms - not much to say here... I love food.

6. Watch your parents have sex every day for a year OR join in once to make them stop?
if it wasn't taboo then I would just join in and get it over with. I don't have the time or patience to watch them for a year, even though it wouldn't really bother me.

7. Have a full face nude without any info permanently exposed online OR a faceless nude with your full name and date of birth instead?
Full face nude, doesn't really bother me

8. Being terribly raped by a total stranger OR being somewhat kindly raped by someone you know?
How I think I would feel vs how I would feel makes this a very hard question. I would like to think the former would not bother me, but I doubt that would be the case.

9. Always have a sibling of the opposite sex be present when you have sex OR always have to be present when a sibling of the opposite sex has sex?
As with question 6 I don't have time to always watch my brother or sister have sex, so just let them take time out of their day to watch me.

10. Be naked on the 9 'o clock news once OR have your ringtone set to the sound of you having an orgasm for a year?
Ringtone being set. Not much more to say, seems funny and not a big deal.

11. Have your name changed to the most terrible name there is OR develop a mild handicap?
Too ambiguous to answer, I already have some things that could be considered a "mild handicap" so it would need a lot more fleshing out.

12. Be able to make any food you like appear with a snap of your fingers for a year OR have sex with your celebrity crush just once?
Food to appear, I would be a god and could probably have sex sit said celebrity crush for my Philanthropy, or at least others I like.

13. Have a sex tape leak on the internet that your friends and family will never see OR accidentally send the same video to your friends and family who will never leak it?
Quite honestly as long as it wasn't weird or extra kinky, I don't care either way.

14. Trade bodies with the person whose appearance you despise most OR stay in your own body but have all the people close to you look like that?
I honestly can say I don't hate the look of anyone. Sure there are some people who are less fortunate, but I don't despise them or their appearance for it. So either would be fine.

15. Be accused of being a rapist OR be accused of being a racist?
as I know I am neither I suppose racist, as at least I could prove myself though my actions where you can't really disprove accusations for the former.

 

[NeedyBastard]

I was forced to fill this in lol

1. Be naked 24/7 OR have all your thoughts appear over your head as thought bubbles?
2. Watch your lover have sex with your best friend over a longer timespan OR watch your lover have sex with your mortal enemy just once?
3. Become filthy rich but never have kinky sex OR have kinky sex every day but struggle to survive all of your life?
4. Have the ideal lover who's faithful but terrible in bed OR have a sex god(dess) who is indifferent about you and sleeps with everyone?
5. Only eat distasteful food for the rest of your life OR only have ruined orgasms for the rest of your life?
6. Watch your parents have sex every day for a year OR join in once to make them stop?
7. Have a full face nude without any info permanently exposed online OR a faceless nude with your full name and date of birth instead?
8. Being terribly raped by a total stranger OR being somewhat kindly raped by someone you know?
9. Always have a sibling of the opposite sex be present when you have sex OR always have to be present when a sibling of the opposite sex has sex?
10. Be naked on the 9 'o clock news once OR have your ringtone set to the sound of you having an orgasm for a year?
11. Have your name changed to the most terrible name there is OR develop a mild handicap?
12. Be able to make any food you like appear with a snap of your fingers for a year OR have sex with your celebrity crush just once?
13. Have a sex tape leak on the internet that your friends and family will never see OR accidentally send the same video to your friends and family who will never leak it?
14. Trade bodies with the person whose appearance you despise most OR stay in your own body but have all the people close to you look like that?
15. Be accused of being a rapist OR be accused of being a racist? (Hi, Morpheus!)

 

[cinamonroll]

Would you rather...

1. Be naked 24/7 OR have all your thoughts appear over your head as thought bubbles?
2. Watch your lover have sex with your best friend over a longer timespan OR watch your lover have sex with your mortal enemy just once?
3. Become filthy rich but never have kinky sex OR have kinky sex every day but struggle to survive all of your life?
4. Have the ideal lover who's faithful but terrible in bed OR have a sex god(dess) who is indifferent about you and sleeps with everyone?
5. Only eat distasteful food for the rest of your life OR only have ruined orgasms for the rest of your life?
6. Watch your parents have sex every day for a year OR join in once to make them stop?
7. Have a full face nude without any info permanently exposed online OR a faceless nude with your full name and date of birth instead?
8. Being terribly raped by a total stranger OR being somewhat kindly raped by someone you know?
9. Always have a sibling of the opposite sex be present when you have sex OR always have to be present when a sibling of the opposite sex has sex?
10. Be naked on the 9 'o clock news once OR have your ringtone set to the sound of you having an orgasm for a year?
11. Have your name changed to the most terrible name there is OR develop a mild handicap?
12. Be able to make any food you like appear with a snap of your fingers for a year OR have sex with your celebrity crush just once?
13. Have a sex tape leak on the internet that your friends and family will never see OR accidentally send the same video to your friends and family who will never leak it?
14. Trade bodies with the person whose appearance you despise most OR stay in your own body but have all the people close to you look like that?
15. Be accused of being a rapist OR be accused of being a racist?

 

[Kisune Karnon]

1. Be naked 24/7 OR have all your thoughts appear over your head as thought bubbles?
2. Watch your lover have sex with your best friend over a longer timespan OR watch your lover have sex with your mortal enemy just once?
3. Become filthy rich but never have kinky sex OR have kinky sex every day but struggle to survive all of your life?
4. Have the ideal lover who's faithful but terrible in bed OR have a sex god(dess) who is indifferent about you and sleeps with everyone?
5. Only eat distasteful food for the rest of your life OR only have ruined orgasms for the rest of your life?
6. Watch your parents have sex every day for a year OR join in once to make them stop?
7. Have a full face nude without any info permanently exposed online OR a faceless nude with your full name and date of birth instead?
8. Being terribly raped by a total stranger OR being somewhat kindly raped by someone you know?
9. Always have a sibling of the opposite sex be present when you have sex OR always have to be present when a sibling of the opposite sex has sex?
10. Be naked on the 9 'o clock news once OR have your ringtone set to the sound of you having an orgasm for a year?
11. Have your name changed to the most terrible name there is OR develop a mild handicap?
12. Be able to make any food you like appear with a snap of your fingers for a year OR have sex with your celebrity crush just once?
13. Have a sex tape leak on the internet that your friends and family will never see OR accidentally send the same video to your friends and family who will never leak it?
14. Trade bodies with the person whose appearance you despise most OR stay in your own body but have all the people close to you look like that?
15. Be accused of being a rapist OR be accused of being a racist?

 

[going_global]

These are good! Answers are in bold
1. Be naked 24/7 OR have all your thoughts appear over your head as thought bubbles?
2. Watch your lover have sex with your best friend over a longer timespan OR watch your lover have sex with your mortal enemy just once?
3. Become filthy rich but never have kinky sex OR have kinky sex every day but struggle to survive all of your life?
4. Have the ideal lover who's faithful but terrible in bed ORhave a sex god(dess) who is indifferent about you and sleeps with everyone?
5. Only eat distasteful food for the rest of your life OR only have ruined orgasms for the rest of your life?
6. Watch your parents have sex every day for a year OR join in once to make them stop?
7. Have a full face nude without any info permanently exposed online OR a faceless nude with your full name and date of birth instead?
8. Being terribly raped by a total stranger OR being somewhat kindly raped by someone you know?
9. Always have a sibling of the opposite sex be present when you have sex OR always have to be present when a sibling of the opposite sex has sex?
10. Be naked on the 9 'o clock news once OR have your ringtone set to the sound of you having an orgasm for a year?
11. Have your name changed to the most terrible name there is OR develop a mild handicap?
12. Be able to make any food you like appear with a snap of your fingers for a year OR have sex with your celebrity crush just once?
13. Have a sex tape leak on the internet that your friends and family will never see OR accidentally send the same video to your friends and family who will never leak it?
14. Trade bodies with the person whose appearance you despise most OR stay in your own body but have all the people close to you look like that?
15. Be accused of being a rapist OR be accused of being a racist?

 

[PureEmily]

1. Be naked 24/7 OR have all your thoughts appear over your head as thought bubbles?
I have such a dirty mind I think I'd prefer anybody could see my naked body always instead of being able to read my mind...

2. Watch your lover have sex with your best friend over a longer timespan OR watch your lover have sex with your mortal enemy just once?
I think I would find that quite arousing to watch them going at it
High time us girls break into the cycling business!



3. Become filthy rich but never have kinky sex OR have kinky sex every day but struggle to survive all of your life?
I've had money trouble for most of my life; I'm not going back to that now. I'll go lay down missionary with the occasional hand job if it means sleeping sound at night


4. Have the ideal lover who's faithful but terrible in bed OR have a sex god(dess) who is indifferent about you and sleeps with everyone?
He doesn't need to be a good fuck, I'll be good enough for both of us. Besides, we have sex toys to spice up our sex life. I'll use them alone if o need to!


5. Only eat distasteful food for the rest of your life OR only have ruined orgasms for the rest of your life?
I think I could adapt to bad orgasms but not food... And I'm not saying this in a horny way but sincerely. Food is just too big of a part in our lives to just become boring.

6. Watch your parents have sex every day for a year OR join in once to make them stop?
Horrible horrible options you 'virspeuk'!
I'll bite the bullet and join in to make them stop! Heck, if the alternative is watching them go at it for a year I'll bring my toybox!

7. Have a full face nude without any info permanently exposed online OR a faceless nude with your full name and date of birth instead?
It can't stay online for long before being flagged as sexualisation of minors
I think I look basic enough that anyone who knows me would actually believe it's me. I present very dignified and careful to my friends.

8. Being terribly raped by a total stranger OR being somewhat kindly raped by someone you know?
I have no fucking idea what this even means but it's kindly raoe? Kindly tape is better than terrible tape?

9. Always have a sibling of the opposite sex be present when you have sex OR always have to be present when a sibling of the opposite sex has sex?
I'll make it weird. If I'm gonna be uncomfortable he's gonna be uncomfortable and his date too. Three times tops and he gets a bale saying "His weirdo sister kept cheering me on to 'slobber his clobber', don't even think of dating him". And then he's gonna become an incel and hate women. I don't know what the has to do with anything but I'm bored now that I'm not horny...

10. Be naked on the 9 'o clock news once OR have your ringtone set to the sound of you having an orgasm for a year?
I can choose the orgasm right? Gonna make it a nice over the top howling one. If you're gonna have your orgasm be heard, might as well make it unbelievably over the top

11. Have your name changed to the most terrible name there is OR develop a mild handicap?
My name isn't great as it stands but sure call me Mary Dutroux of whatever. I don't need any more handicap, my vision is bad enough as it is.


12. Be able to make any food you like appear with a snap of your fingers for a year OR have sex with your celebrity crush just once?
I love cooking. And with the other power, I'd just get fat. I dunno what I'd do but the sex will be long and shameful, so shameful she's gonna get a drug addiction to cope for real.

13. Have a sex tape leak on the internet that your friends and family will never see OR accidentally send the same video to your friends and family who will never leak it?
None of my family would even wanna watch that stuff. It just seems less awkward to me than our sex life being seen everywhere...

14. Trade bodies with the person whose appearance you despise most OR stay in your own body but have all the people close to you look like that?
I do not want her fucked up body. And I'm not taking one for the team ...

15. Be accused of being a rapist OR be accused of being a racist?
Sounds like lesser charge these days?

 

[moonglow_girl]

1. Be naked 24/7 OR have all your thoughts appear over your head as thought bubbles?

realistically, be naked, because i think i'd get used to it eventually. but having thoughts appear over your head is realllyyyy interesting for humiliation/shame kink scenario...

2. Watch your lover have sex with your best friend over a longer timespan OR watch your lover have sex with your mortal enemy just once?

watching a lover have sex with your best friend could be a fun activity for everyone with the right consent and comfortability measures!

3. Become filthy rich but never have kinky sex OR have kinky sex every day but struggle to survive all of your life?

become filthy rich and never have kinky sex lol be for real

4. Have the ideal lover who's faithful but terrible in bed OR have a sex god(dess) who is indifferent about you and sleeps with everyone?

ideal lover who's faithful but terrible in bed. i can take care of myself and companionship and respect is the most important thing of all.

5. Only eat distasteful food for the rest of your life OR only have ruined orgasms for the rest of your life?

ruined orgasms. you can still take pleasure without an orgasm and food is just too good to give up

6. Watch your parents have sex every day for a year OR join in once to make them stop?

ewwwwwww
watch them.

7. Have a full face nude without any info permanently exposed online OR a faceless nude with your full name and date of birth instead?

...this is a tricky one. i think i'd have to say faceless with name and dob because at least then you still have plausible deniability, and in the age of ai and facial recognition... they won't even need your name to find you soon.

8. Being terribly raped by a total stranger OR being somewhat kindly raped by someone you know?

i get what you're trying to say but there's no such thing as being kindly raped. i'd rather it be a total stranger so i never have to see them again or rethink our entire relationship.

9. Always have a sibling of the opposite sex be present when you have sex OR always have to be present when a sibling of the opposite sex has sex?

eeew you were right these are evil questions lol. i guess? i'd rather always be present? idk i hate it both ways

10. Be naked on the 9 'o clock news once OR have your ringtone set to the sound of you having an orgasm for a year?

be naked on the 9 o clock news once. depending on context it might not even be so bad, and people will forget one instance faster than they'll forget a whole year of you making them uncomfortable. (presuming the phone can't just be on silent for the whole year lol)

11. Have your name changed to the most terrible name there is OR develop a mild handicap?

depends on what the name is? i already have some "mild" handicaps so honestly i'll take another

12. Be able to make any food you like appear with a snap of your fingers for a year OR have sex with your celebrity crush just once?

any food i like 100%

13. Have a sex tape leak on the internet that your friends and family will never see OR accidentally send the same video to your friends and family who will never leak it?

definitely have a sex tape leak on the internet that they'll never see. shit i already have that.

14. Trade bodies with the person whose appearance you despise most OR stay in your own body but have all the people close to you look like that?

i like my body just fine, and i don't judge people on theirs so let's take the second option i guess

15. Be accused of being a rapist OR be accused of being a racist?

be accused of being racist. you can change your views, and you can change peoples' opinions about you... but some things will never be forgiven even if they were false