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Would you rather... quirky celeb and fiction edition

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Please explain your choice as well, if you can.



Would you rather be Taylor Swift OR a horse?

Would you rather be Darth Vader OR The Joker?

Would you rather sit in a cage with Nicholas Cage OR spoon with Reese Witherspoon?

Would you rather be a snooping Snoop Dogg OR dodging Snoopy?

Would you rather have David Attenbourough narrate your sex and kink life OR have to do the Wilhem Scream every time someone touches you?

Would you rather have Danny DeVito do a strip tease for you OR receive oral from Donald Duck?
 
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Would you rather be Taylor Swift OR a horse?
Taylor, she has boobs, i can look at my own boobs whenever i want!

Would you rather be Darth Vader OR The Joker?
Vader, i'd rather be an intergalactic threat than a batman fanboy

Would you rather sit in a cage with Nicholas Cage OR spoon with Reese Witherspoon?
While Nic is a great guy... i do like spooning.

Would you rather be a snooping Snoop Dogg OR dodging Snoopy?
I don't even really know what that means... but better the hunter than the prey so... sorry D O double G

Would you rather have David Attenbourough narrate your sex and kink life OR have to do the Wilhem Scream every time someone touches you?
I'd love some narration. Helps me keep track of wtf i'm doing.

Would you rather have Danny DeVito do a strip tease for you OR receive oral from Donald Duck?
That is a tough one... I guess Danny is at least human...
 
Please explain your choice as well, if you can.



Would you rather be Taylor Swift OR a horse?
A horse, of course! I could not deal with all the attention and I'm definitely not a workaholic like she is!
Would you rather be Darth Vader OR The Joker?
Darth Vader. I never liked the Joker, Darth Vader is just more cool and he actually redeems himself in the end!
Would you rather sit in a cage with Nicholas Cage OR spoon with Reese Witherspoon?
Spoon with Witherspoon. Never was a big Cage fan to be honest.
Would you rather be a snooping Snoop Dogg OR dodging Snoopy?
Tough one. I think both have their merits. But I don't like rap nor weed, so I guess I'll be Snoopy
Would you rather have David Attenbourough narrate your sex and kink life OR have to do the Wilhem Scream every time someone touches you?
David! Although he will have a very easy job unfortunately.
Would you rather have Danny DeVito do a strip tease for you OR receive oral from Donald Duck?
Unm..... I don't think a beak will feel good on my cock. I'll choose DeVito!
 
Would you rather be Taylor Swift OR a horse?

Would you rather be Darth Vader OR The Joker?

Would you rather sit in a cage with Nicholas Cage OR spoon with Reese Witherspoon?

Would you rather be a snooping Snoop Dogg OR dodging Snoopy?

Would you rather have David Attenbourough narrate your sex and kink life OR have to do the Wilhem Scream every time someone touches you?

Would you rather have Danny DeVito do a strip tease for you OR receive oral from Donald Duck?
 
Would you rather be Taylor Swift OR a horse? A horse

Would you rather be Darth Vader OR The Joker? Joker

Would you rather sit in a cage with Nicholas Cage OR spoon with Reese Witherspoon? Reese

Would you rather be a snooping Snoop Dogg OR dodging Snoopy? Snoopy

Would you rather have David Attenbourough narrate your sex and kink life OR have to do the Wilhem Scream every time someone touches you? No clue

Would you rather have Danny DeVito do a strip tease for you OR receive oral from Donald Duck? Donald duck
 
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