Regret porn

[MessyAshy]

Have you ever clicked on a porn video/story/picture and ended up regretting it because it was way different than what you expected?

 

[Jaro]

I once signed up for a paid account on Brazzers. That was a mistake. Nothing thats better than what I could watch for free.
And I'm not even too fond of porn videos anyways. I much prefer pictures!

 

[baloo]

I much prefer pictures!

Pictures are justice!

I try not to think of it as regret, but I am on a quest to finding three particular porn videos, it is like a splinter in my head that just won't go away! Two of them are actual pieces I have seen at some point and they were outright hilarious - I want to find them again! The third one is more of an extremely unlikely coincidence of highly particular preferences that seem to not exist. It involves one particular word spoken in one particular language among other things - got little choice other than listening to it all! Part of me wants to crawl all the porn of the internet and pass it through a transcription service.
So yeah, every time I think I got a hit, look at it only to realize it wasn't one of them is a major bummer.
Get this: I actually found a full-length porn movie that uses the exact same bloody set as one of those I am after. I sat through the entire thing - over an hour of mind-numbingly repetitive "action" only to realize that scene I was after was not in it. (It was kind of funny in a cringy sense though, but I still "regret" it)

 

[picaboo]

2 times I have regretted clicking on port links both times because it turned out to have people wayyyyy to young in it

 

[Guv'nor]

Indeed I have, several times I have clicked on it thinking it was a pee video and then something distinctly more brown and solid appeared along with the pee. That turned me off and made me feel sick very quickly

 

[Guv'nor]

2 times I have regretted clicking on port links both times because it turned out to have people wayyyyy to young in it

That is terrible, did you report them?

 

[picaboo]

That is terrible, did you report them?

No idk who to report that shit to i just freaked out and clicked out of it.