Random chat with way too many rules

[prettyFace]

Here's a completely ordinary thread to chit chat about any topic we want, be it silly, deep, kinky or anything else . Except there's arbitrary rules. And punishments. Also the rules change all the time.


If you comment here, you have to follow these rules:

• If you reply to someone, you have to address them as Mate, no matter who they are.
• Your comment must have an even number of sentences.
• It's forbidden to use names of colors, months, countries, and any electronic devices.
• All genitals must be referred to with silly euphemisms.
• All numerals must be written out in words (so ninety nine, not 99)
• Every tenth comment must include a joke.
• No rolling dice in this thread under any circumstances
• No referring to orgasms in any way.
• It is not allowed to edit comments.

(last edit: after #7)

These rules are subject to change and I will edit them from time to time without warning. Be sure to always obey the latest ones. (Also before anyone gets too smart, this comment doesn't have to obey the rules, because this comment is the rules)


If you notice someone's post breaks a rule, quote it yelling "CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER" and explaining what rule they broke.


The cheater has to beg all the Friends for forgiveness and perform one of the following punishments:

• Hand write "I will be an obedient boy/girl from now on" ten times.
• Spank themselves ten times.
• Kneel in the corner for three minutes, thinking hard about what they've done
• Write "CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER" on their body
• (feel free to suggest other mild punishments and I might add them)

If your call someone a cheater by accident and it turns our they didn't break a rule, you are the CHEATER and will be punished.



To kick the discussion off, feel free to answer any of the following questions. Or say whatever else is on your mind, I'm not a cop. Except when it comes to the rules. Then everyone's a cop.


What is your favorite piece of clothing you own?
Did NASA really land on the moon?
What is your favorite thread on Kinky Wonderland?
Why would a woodchuck even want to chuck wood in the first place?
What is the meaning of life?

 

[Tied_up_Maid]

Sir, this sounds quite silly and intresting. I hope we can gather many friends to chat with . As for my favourite article of clothing, its a dark leggins made of latex wich is just the best. A question for any friend who wants to answer: what Do you think of latex?

 

[Jaro]

Sir @Tied_up_Maid I agree that this is a very interesting concept so I will participate. I will also disclose my thoughts about latex. I only have experience with my latex briefs, but they are really tight and I like the feeling of them on my pp and wormy behind. I have never worn them in general public though, but I have a PM dare which may force me to do this.

 

[prettyFace]

Thanks for kicking the thread off, Sirs!

I have never worn latex, but I like the way it looks on people.

 

[Tied_up_Maid]

Sir, you should try it sometime. It not only looks good but smeels and feels amazing to wear and touch.

 

[EnigmaticBunni]

Sir, you should try it sometime. It not only looks good but smeels and feels amazing to wear and touch.

I have never worn latex sir. But I have had a woman wearing latex socks, give me a foot job to my willy Wonka. I can not say the smell did anything for me, or that I even noticed it. However, the feeling was definitely amazing.

 

[prettyFace]

I have never worn latex sir. But I have had a woman wearing latex socks, give me a foot job to my willy Wonka. I can not say the smell did anything for me, or that I even noticed it. However, the feeling was definitely amazing.

Not gonna lie, I have been known to use a latex glove while touching my hot dog, Sir. There's some novelty in using different materials.