Giving Pissghetti

[Butterfly]

The dare:
Make spaghetti (or any other kind of pasta) but instead of boiling a pot of water, boil a pot of piss. For beginners, start with just 1 cup of pee. Add it to the pot of water (with 3-7 cups of water) and bring it to boil. Add your pasta as normal and cook until aldente. Drain the pasta (do not rinse!). Add the sauce of your choosing. Bon apetite!

If you want to make it harder, use your morning pee, or add a higher pee to water ratio.

Let me know how it goes below!!!!

 

[Manarus]

Bonus:

Eat the pasta from a bowl on the floor, naked with just wearing a collar, and your hands tied behind your back

 

[Sophieofthewoods]

Oh I did this a while ago,

It did smell abit while cooking as I did use my morning pee and another just for the mass of liquid did a 50/50 pee water split
added grated cheese and a pee mixed store sauce.

It was quite nice, though I like pee so uhh... might not be the best source for flavour.


I did have better results though with instant noodles much better flavour absorption plus you don't lose as much to draining.

 

[Manarus]

Thanks for sharing your experience, and also the tip with the instant noodles! Must try this

But doesn't have the instant noodles too much (spicy) flavor of their own, to overwrite the pee taste? Or do you just not mix the spices into it?

 

[Sophieofthewoods]

Thanks for sharing your experience, and also the tip with the instant noodles! Must try this

But doesn't have the instant noodles too much (spicy) flavor of their own, to overwrite the pee taste? Or do you just not mix the spices into it?

There are other flavours than spicy.

I like kimchi

What I did with noodles is cook the noodles in pee for around 6 minute with the vege pack and last minute add the flavour packet

Though I had with and without the flavour packet. I preferred with the flavour packet more depth of flavour and the tomato seemed to enhance the pee flavour a lil.

I did use Nong shim which are a slightly thicker instant noodle so it can absorb more of the liquid. Other brands I find have thinner noodles that cook faster but don't have the flavour profile.

 

[Manarus]

Thank you You are quite experienced Is this your regular dinner?

 

[Sophieofthewoods]

Thank you You are quite experienced Is this your regular dinner?

Oh I just had it alot for a while as I was on a real noodle kick

I don't have my lil gas stove any more and pee in a steamer makes it so everyone can smell what you're cooking.

 

[Manarus]

Cooking noodles on a gas stove is the best, I agree!

But what do you mean with steamer? I just have a regular ceramic glass cooktop, and this should work similar (but not quite) like a gas stove?
But I can imagine the smell would be always there^^

 

[Sophieofthewoods]

Cooking noodles on a gas stove is the best, I agree!

But what do you mean with steamer? I just have a regular ceramic glass cooktop, and this should work similar (but not quite) like a gas stove?
But I can imagine the smell would be always there^^

liquid reservoir at the bottom, heating element heats up and pushes steam up through plastic tubs on top, attached picture to help.

 

[Manarus]

Ah so it is what I imagined indeed. And you do boil your pasta with this? I only use such things for potatoes or steaming vegetables^^

 

[Sophieofthewoods]

You don't boil exactly, you use steam to cook food... well I mean you know how it works you use it. but yes you can do pasta, rice and _gestures vaguely at foods_

I had a lil camping gas stove which I loaned out never got back, now I just have an air fry machination and steamer so can't really do much in the way of pee cooking. Drinking though is another question as that may be happening with a decent frequency ^^;

 

[Manarus]

Haha, the good old "just borrowed" story xD

But don't you have a glass/ceramic cooking area (with head or induction)? Sounds like you kinda live on the camping place ^^

Was nice meeting you! I'm gonna go to bed now. See you around!

 

[explorin]

Top Ramen cooked and served in piss (and water), prepared on a small camp stove.

 

[Sophieofthewoods]

Top Ramen cooked and served in piss (and water), prepared on a small camp stove.

I didn't use any water for ramen