You did such a great job with your toy inventory! I know that it took me hours and hours to do mine and I have just over 200 items now so I feel the pain. But it is so nice to have it done and neatly organized.
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I would love for you to use every single one of your impact toys. Rate them from most painful to worst, using each one at least 10 times in order to test their ranking. I would love a full and detailed ranking. You may choose to hit your ass or your thighs with them.
Full ranking in my updated toys list. I'm counting this as using my spanking machine, because that thing is just so clunky and annoying that I don't really want to need to take it out again.
Some highlights:
The Toy link should now show the table in a fancy "group by category" view.
To compare toys, I would alternate spankings between them (all on my thighs). That way I wouldn't be biased to thinking the later toys were worse. I also made a point of saving what I expected to be the worst toys for last, as I knew I would need to retry the early toys many times. For the most part, I ended up being pretty accurate in my estimation of toys, which greatly reduced the amount of hits I needed from what I expected.
The heacy impact loop is not nearly as bad as I remember. This is almost certainly because, I litterally cannot use it on myself. In order to get any hit, I need to hold it from the loop instead of the handle, and even then my hits are week. I'm sure it would rank much higher in the hands of someone else.
A lot of toys fell into what ended up being rank 7.X, which is what I think of as "normal" impact play. Things here hurt, but I think of spankings with these toys as comming in sets instead of individual strikes. There is actually a good amount of variety in sensation of these, but overall they ended up having simmilar intensity. I spent a lot of time rehitting some of these to get an accurate rating. And, even though I said these are all roughly the same, the end of this group definantly hurts more than the start.
The two 1/2" silicone toys (level 9.X) were almost indistinguishable. Likely because they are both 2 strands of 1/2" silicone hitting you. I ended up rating the flogger as slightly worse, because sometimes it hits you just the right way for the ends to dig in. I spent way too long alternating between these two to figure things out.
The metal loop is as mean as I remember, but has lost its spot at the top of the list.
The silicone quirt is absolutely evil. Not only does it hurt like hell to get hit, but it is super easy to hit with. Literally the easier of my toys to use both for self impact, and as a top in a partnered scene. I actually
And finally, the jackhammer popper. This would be part of the 7 group if you go by first impressions. But after the shock of the hit wears off, you notice that the impact site just hurts more and more for several seconds. It also leave beautiful kiss marks. On a less fun note, I still need to rework the handle, as wielding this version does not smark joy like it should.
