I'm lying here naked on my back with my legs over my head and a lit candle sticking out of my ass.
As I lay like this being a human candle stick I thought it would be good to have the topic of the blog I have to write and post like this to be human furniture. Or fornophilia as it's formally known.
I find to idea of human furniture to be very exciting. Not only because of the humiliation and exposure, but also because it is kind of bondage as well. In this case there are no ropes but I'm still forced to stay in this - very uncomfortable - position.
At least until this blog is posted. My arm is crampy as I have to to write this on my phone, holding it in the air. I also caught some hot wax on my butt cheek.
I think being a table or a foot stool would be a lot more comfortable. I'd love to experience both done day. But as for a foot stool I'd rather have said feet planted on my face
Another very exciting human furniture idea is being a human candelabra. Hung from the ceiling above a dinner party. Naked of course. I think all human furniture should be done naked.
I'd also love to be a human dinner table. Having people eat off my naked body. But I'd also happily eat off another human table.
I'd also just like to be a coat rack or toilet paper roll holder. Or a bed. I bet I'd make a very comfy bed!
Okay I'm done with the minimum required words so I'm going to post and end my human candle predicament. Because this is extremely uncomfortable and hard to type!
As I lay like this being a human candle stick I thought it would be good to have the topic of the blog I have to write and post like this to be human furniture. Or fornophilia as it's formally known.
I find to idea of human furniture to be very exciting. Not only because of the humiliation and exposure, but also because it is kind of bondage as well. In this case there are no ropes but I'm still forced to stay in this - very uncomfortable - position.
At least until this blog is posted. My arm is crampy as I have to to write this on my phone, holding it in the air. I also caught some hot wax on my butt cheek.
I think being a table or a foot stool would be a lot more comfortable. I'd love to experience both done day. But as for a foot stool I'd rather have said feet planted on my face
Another very exciting human furniture idea is being a human candelabra. Hung from the ceiling above a dinner party. Naked of course. I think all human furniture should be done naked.
I'd also love to be a human dinner table. Having people eat off my naked body. But I'd also happily eat off another human table.
I'd also just like to be a coat rack or toilet paper roll holder. Or a bed. I bet I'd make a very comfy bed!
Okay I'm done with the minimum required words so I'm going to post and end my human candle predicament. Because this is extremely uncomfortable and hard to type!
