Funniest Kink Moments

[Butterfly]

So ... I am need of a laugh and was hoping that people would be willing to share some funny kink moments.

Has anything unexpected ever happened during a play session?
Has somebody ever caught you playing?
Have you ever had a sex injury?
Every just get a case of the giggles during sex?

Please tell me about it!!!!!

And of course I will share mine in return.

 

[Jolly*FtM]

Well it was not really incredible funny but it was quite unusual... I once came at the foreplay and as I am not able to orgasm twice in a row, we just lay there, naked in bed next to each other and chatted about all sorts of things. it was kind of bizarre but also nice and after a while we could go on... i thought it was very funny at the time, because it was one of my first sexual experiences and i thought it was somehow so down to earth, next to everything i only knew from porn

 

[Butterfly]

When I was visiting Mr. Devious before we lived together, I was laying next to him on the bed, my head on his chest. I was watching him stroke himself (for some reason this just really turns me on). I was helping by playing with his balls, and was trying to talk a bit dirty to help him out. I said something like "you're so sexy" and he just erupted in laughter. We couldn't stop laughing forever. When we finally settled down and he finished, it startled me for some reason. I jumped and our laughter started all over again.

 

[Jaro]

I don't know if it counts as it wasn't intentionally kinky. But once I couldn't get out of my safely belt in the car. I have no idea how, but I struggled for at least 10 minutes! Talk about unintentional bondage!

 

[Butterfly]

Mr. Devious and I bought a butt plug that was attached to a hose and a little funnel. We thought it would be fun to try and fill him up with it. So he is in position on the bed and I started putting some water in the funnel. It's going ok until all of a sudden it stops going in.

And then Mr. Devious laughs and it starts to come back OUT!

I start panicking because I don't want ass juice all over me which in turn makes Mr. Devious laugh even more and it starts coming out faster and even more plausible that I am going to be covered in ass juice.

Thankfully I get him to calm down enough that it all drains in and I take the plug out and seal it up

We have never used the ass funnel again

 

[The Brat Princess]

I was once caught....

An ex partner had put me in bondage in a chair before going out shopping. We had thought of everything.... (Or so we thought) There was a hiking bottle attached with the straw close so I had something to drink and an emergency release set up in case I needed out for any reason. So there I was stuck in a chair in the middle of the living room in full view when the front door opens. Which wasn't a problem right? Only my ex had the key..... Nope.... We both forgot her sister had one she had decided to let herself in to use our toilet as it was closer to her than her own property was and because she had texted my ex who said she was shopping her sister assumed we were both shopping.....

Not sure which of us was the more surprised.... But I was the first to speak.... I just said "I would explain... But.... Really what's to explain...." She looked at me a moment longer and burst out laughing...

Needles to say I was more careful about keys after that

 

[Butterfly]

Also not super kinky, but the first time that @ObsidanDusk and I met in person, we were at a hotel with a beautiful big bathtub. We decided to have a bubble bath together. We sat facing each other, but his legs are way longer than mine, so they were kind of bend and over mine. I said something funny, and he kind of leaned back, and FARTED ON ME!!!!!!!!

 

[ObsidanDusk]

Also not super kinky, but the first time that @ObsidanDusk and I met in person, we were at a hotel with a beautiful big bathtub. We decided to have a bubble bath together. We sat facing each other, but his legs are way longer than mine, so they were kind of bend and over mine. I said something funny, and he kind of leaned back, and FARTED ON ME!!!!!!!!

HEHEHEHE

 

[Jaro]

I was once playing with a certain play partner who shall remain nameless and then out of the blue and without warning she bit my ass!
I know I have a tasty looking ass, but this went too far!
And to make matters worse she put a star wars bandaid on it!

 

[Butterfly]

I was once playing with a certain play partner who shall remain nameless and then out of the blue and without warning she bit my ass!
I know I have a tasty looking ass, but this went too far!
And to make matters worse she put a star wars bandaid on it!

I'm pretty sure you deserved it!

 

[The Brat Princess]

I was once playing with a certain play partner who shall remain nameless and then out of the blue and without warning she bit my ass!
I know I have a tasty looking ass, but this went too far!
And to make matters worse she put a star wars bandaid on it!

She could have sprinkled it with glitter too

 

[Butterfly]

The second time that I met Mr. Devious in person, I bought him a "Clone-a-willy" kit for Christmas. The idea is that you make a plaster mold of your penis and then pour silicon in the mold around a vibrator. I loved the idea of having a souvenir of him after he left.

This was an adventure. We read the instructions carefully and even watched an instructional video. The problem was there was only 2 minutes from the time you start mixing the plaster, until it has set. The pressure was on.

After closing the blinds and locking the doors, we went into the kitchen and got all the materials ready. Mr. Devious took off his pants and boxers and started to get himself hard. Since he was nervous, he needed a little help, and so I blushingly got on my knees in the kitchen and sucked on him while he started to mix the plaster.

Unfortunately, me sucking on him got him all distracted and he mixed the plaster too long. By the time he tried to put his penis inside, the plaster was already too hard and it just bounced off!

And so it failed!!!!

We ended up trying it again a few months later and had another disaster. The silicone ended up all over the floor ....

All that to say, we have never actually made the clone a willy!