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I found a little ribbon that could serve as a collar, i tied it in a nice bow around my neck, and shed the rest of my attire.
I drank some milk from a bowl. It was a very inefficient way to drink, I don't know how cats don't dehydrate to be honest.
I then tried licking my whole body and BOY am i not flexible. Didn't even get near my asshole, but not from lack of trying.
Then me and my cat had some fun batting his springy toy around together.
And as I am inclined to do anyway lately, many naps were had.