Requesting Assign me a blog topic

[Butterfly]

I have had the urge to write but I don't really know *what* to write. So I am asking you for your help.

Post below a topic that you would like me to write about. To make it more interesting, you can also roll a 6 sided die and I will do that many edges after completing your blog.

 

[MadScience]

How about a how-to guide in the style of Bill Wurtz's History of Japan about butt plugs and the how and why of their use, with all the strange divergences and weird emphasis on things? Might be a neat exercise.

Rolled a 7 by the way. "But Mad Science, how do you roll a 7 on a six sided die!?" Easy. It's very clear, so the 1 dot on the other side of the 6 shows through, and likewise for the 6 dots on the 1 side.