Ask Me Anything

[Butterfly]

1. In what way do you differ most from your best friend?
2. What stereotype are you most like?
3. What is one thing you're proud you haven't done?
4. What is something that's difficult for you but easy for most other people?
5. What is something that's easy for you but difficult for most other people?
6. What are you glad you learned as a child?
7. If you could know either when you die or how, which would you choose, if either?
8. What is something you had to learn the hard way?
9. What is something you want but will never have?
10. If you could know for certain the answer to any question, what would that question be?

 

[ObsidanDusk]

1. In what way do you differ most from your best friend?
2. What stereotype are you most like?
3. What is one thing you're proud you haven't done?
4. What is something that's difficult for you but easy for most other people?
5. What is something that's easy for you but difficult for most other people?
6. What are you glad you learned as a child?
7. If you could know either when you die or how, which would you choose, if either?
8. What is something you had to learn the hard way?
9. What is something you want but will never have?
10. If you could know for certain the answer to any question, what would that question be?

1. We are very different people but have similar interest. Probably how we react under pressure. We both stress but his comes out very quickly and aggressive where I feel like outwardly I'm very calm under pressure and deal with my feelings about it later.

2. Nerd I guess? I don't feel like I really fit any stereotypes super well. Maybe I just don't know enough though.
3. Treat animals poorly. People who treat animals poorly especially pets are scum and I love animals. Which is perhaps hypocritical since I eat meat but here we are. Never said I wasn't a hypocrite.

4. Fucking Puzzles. Not like brain or logic puzzles but those little fuckers with the pieces I'm so fucking dog shit at them and I don't like them. Wouldn't you know both the women in my life love them... <3

5. Math, Computers, Programming, Linux. I feel like a lot of tech or card game stuff fits here.

6. Typing, my parents made me play Timon and Pumbaa learn to type for 2 hours a day in summer I had off school. I'm really happy for it now.

7. I think I would pick the year. So I could at least know what year I die in.

8. How small action or words can genuinely hurt people. I was not careful with my words when I was younger as I think most kids aren't.

9. The power of teleportation, also probably a penthouse that is two floors with one being a giant BDSM dungeon.

10. I think intellectual me would love to know the answer to some millennium problems like P vs NP. Fun me wants the winning lottery numbers to an upcoming lottery .

 

[Butterfly]

What’s your zombie apocalypse survival strategy?
Which fictional universe would you move to and why?
If your life had a theme song, what would it be?
What’s the most chaotic good thing you’ve ever done?
If you could swap lives with any cartoon character, who would it be?

 

[Sky]

01. Would you rather have a chat with Homer Simpson or Marge Simpson?

02. If you could have any one mutant power, what would it be and why?

03. Have you ever tried to touch your elbow with your tongue?

04. Did you know you can't actually touch your elbow with your tongue?

05. Did you just try to touch your elbow with your tongue?

06. Have you ever skipped rope while singing?

07. When was the last time you made sock puppets?

08. Chocolate ice cream or hot dogs?

09. Chef salad or tuna salad?

10. Cake or ice cream?

 

[ObsidanDusk]

What’s your zombie apocalypse survival strategy?
Which fictional universe would you move to and why?
If your life had a theme song, what would it be?
What’s the most chaotic good thing you’ve ever done?
If you could swap lives with any cartoon character, who would it be?

What’s your zombie apocalypse survival strategy?
-Grab my camping stuff and try and find a solar rechargeable car and make for the wilderness until stuff cools off then figure it out.

Which fictional universe would you move to and why?
-Rick and Morty for sure. I'm more a Morty than a Rick but will still be super cool.

If your life had a theme song, what would it be?
-Blink-182 I miss you that song is the best.

What’s the most chaotic good thing you’ve ever done?
-When I used to work in a security centre I wrote a program that would pop out their cd tray and then say coffee holder ready in like 30 popups to get people to stop walking away from their computer with it unlocked.

If you could swap lives with any cartoon character, who would it be?
-Rick from Rick and Morty. At least for a day to see what it's like. Might just be depressing but could be sweet!

 

[ObsidanDusk]

01. Would you rather have a chat with Homer Simpson or Marge Simpson?

02. If you could have any one mutant power, what would it be and why?

03. Have you ever tried to touch your elbow with your tongue?

04. Did you know you can't actually touch your elbow with your tongue?

05. Did you just try to touch your elbow with your tongue?

06. Have you ever skipped rope while singing?

07. When was the last time you made sock puppets?

08. Chocolate ice cream or hot dogs?

09. Chef salad or tuna salad?

10. Cake or ice cream?

1. Honestly I don't know I was never a huge Simpsons guy. I do feels like Homer would be fun though.

2. Teleportation for SURE! Have you ever seen jumper? LET ME DO IT I JUST WANT TO GO EVERYWHERE!!!!!

3. Yes, my tongue is a short little fellow. I can't do it

4. Fuck you

5. Fuck you twice

6. Yup in elementary school I was actually in skip rope club with coloured grades and shit. I used to sing to music while I practised.

7. I assume you mean real life sock puppets. I don't know that I ever have.

8. Depends if I'm hungry hungry or ice cream hungry. Also the type of hotdogs. To go with the safe bet I'm going to say choco ice cream.

9. Chef, I don't eat sea food.

10. This is a hard one. If it's a good cake probably cake. Also you can have ice cream cake and just profit so...

 

[Butterfly]

If sex had a theme song every time you started, what would yours be?
Would you rather have sex in a zero-gravity room or underwater (with breathing gear)?
What’s the most random thing that’s killed the mood for you?"
If you could have sex in any fictional universe, where would you pick?
What’s your guilty pleasure that shouldn’t be sexy but kinda is?
Would you rather only be able to sext using medieval English or pirate slang?
If a genie offered to make you the best at one very specific sex skill, which would you choose?
What’s the weirdest safe word you’ve ever heard (or would love to use)?
If you had to incorporate a kitchen appliance into foreplay, which would it be?
What’s the most hilarious noise you’ve ever heard during sex?
Would you rather have sex while skydiving or while riding a roller coaster?
If you could invent a new position and name it after yourself, what would it be called?

 

[ObsidanDusk]

If sex had a theme song every time you started, what would yours be?
Would you rather have sex in a zero-gravity room or underwater (with breathing gear)?
What’s the most random thing that’s killed the mood for you?"
If you could have sex in any fictional universe, where would you pick?
What’s your guilty pleasure that shouldn’t be sexy but kinda is?
Would you rather only be able to sext using medieval English or pirate slang?
If a genie offered to make you the best at one very specific sex skill, which would you choose?
What’s the weirdest safe word you’ve ever heard (or would love to use)?
If you had to incorporate a kitchen appliance into foreplay, which would it be?
What’s the most hilarious noise you’ve ever heard during sex?
Would you rather have sex while skydiving or while riding a roller coaster?
If you could invent a new position and name it after yourself, what would it be called?

If sex had a theme song every time you started, what would yours be?
-Discoteque by The ROOP. Maybe?

Would you rather have sex in a zero-gravity room or underwater (with breathing gear)?
-Zero gravity sounds so cool!

What’s the most random thing that’s killed the mood for you?"
-Bed crumbs... like serious bed crumbs it was so bad

If you could have sex in any fictional universe, where would you pick?
-Lord of the rings DUN DA DA DUN DA DUN DUN

What’s your guilty pleasure that shouldn’t be sexy but kinda is?
-Um is painting sexy or driving fast?

Would you rather only be able to sext using medieval English or pirate slang?
-Yarr matey tis a dick it is.

If a genie offered to make you the best at one very specific sex skill, which would you choose?
-Anal stretching. Would be nice to not have to work for it.

What’s the weirdest safe word you’ve ever heard (or would love to use)?
-Wigglebut Supreme lol

If you had to incorporate a kitchen appliance into foreplay, which would it be?
-Hmmm a blender maybe? I dono lol

What’s the most hilarious noise you’ve ever heard during sex?
-A cow mooing

Would you rather have sex while skydiving or while riding a roller coaster?
-Sky diving sounds awesome!

If you could invent a new position and name it after yourself, what would it be called?
-Obsidian duck, you have to make a quack sound after every thrust.

 

[Butterfly]

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said while in a serious kink scene?
If you could make one ridiculous kink law, what would it be? (Example: "Aftercare must legally involve cookies.")
If you could replace a standard kink item (like rope, cuffs, etc.) with something absurd (like pool noodles), what would you swap?
Which would you rather have: vibrating socks or edible harnesses?
You have to explain your favorite kink to a 5-year-old... using only food metaphors. How do you do it?
Which villain would you let top you?
Would you rather: drop your toy bag in front of your boss OR explain your browser history to your mom?
What's your "if I die, delete this" kink-related emergency?

 

[ObsidanDusk]

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said while in a serious kink scene?
If you could make one ridiculous kink law, what would it be? (Example: "Aftercare must legally involve cookies.")
If you could replace a standard kink item (like rope, cuffs, etc.) with something absurd (like pool noodles), what would you swap?
Which would you rather have: vibrating socks or edible harnesses?
You have to explain your favorite kink to a 5-year-old... using only food metaphors. How do you do it?
Which villain would you let top you?
Would you rather: drop your toy bag in front of your boss OR explain your browser history to your mom?
What's your "if I die, delete this" kink-related emergency?

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said while in a serious kink scene?
-This one honestly no idea. I've prolly said some fairly silly things but nothing really comes to mind.

If you could make one ridiculous kink law, what would it be? (Example: "Aftercare must legally involve cookies.")
-Corsets are mandatory for all genders all the time during kinky sex. I think it would be funny.

If you could replace a standard kink item (like rope, cuffs, etc.) with something absurd (like pool noodles), what would you swap?
-Easy one replace floggers with red licorice ropes.

Which would you rather have: vibrating socks or edible harnesses?
-Uhhhh neither I guess? Edible hardness sound sticky though so Vibrating socks for sure.

You have to explain your favorite kink to a 5-year-old... using only food metaphors. How do you do it?
-So some people like bananas in their smoothies. Some people aren't a huge fan. I really like bananas to be put into my smoothies, sometimes other fruits, like large oranges or grapefruit. Sometimes I need to even get a bigger cup with a wider brim. It can take time to get the rim big enough to fit the fruit in. Also need to make sure there is lots of juice so the smoothie doesn't taste weird or have trouble getting in the cup. Lots and lots of juice makes it much easier especially with bigger fruits.

Which villain would you let top you?
-Poison Ivy for sure. She would tie me up with plants and do dirty things to me I'm sure.

Would you rather: drop your toy bag in front of your boss OR explain your browser history to your mom?
-Browser history to my mom I guess. Although my browser history is blank but still. I can repair that bridge with my mom I don't want to go looking for more work. Although I recently got a new boss who is super chill so I dono maybe boss?

What's your "if I die, delete this" kink-related emergency?
-I would just like all my toys to be destroyed by someone kinky wouldn't want the family to have to deal with that shit.