I was inspire by
@Jaro's Icy push-up dare found here (
https://kinkywonderland.ca/threads/icy-push-up-dare.425/). Find my report on that thread and after doing his I thought I should just knockout the 1000 naked jumping jacks! Here is my report:
It was HARD. Way harder than it had any business being! lol
I walked out to my garage after doing the icy push-up dare and thought I'd go ahead and get started. No warm ups, nothing. They are just jumping jacks, that is technically a warm up movement. That's what I thought at least. I started with no real plan, just go and see where I get. Looking to at least get 100. I got to like 75-ish and my calves were BURNING. I pushed through and got to 100. At this point I was realizing I underestimated 1000 jumping jacks. I was in trouble. I stretched out my calves for a minute or two then began again. Around 170 it really started to get hard again. The first 50, easy peasy. But as I approached 200 it was getting hard again. I was shocked! I stretched some more. My downstairs junk that was frozen from the push-ups were starting to get warm and loosen up. I knocked out another set of 100. I made it to 300, it felt like an uphill battle. I did not know jumping jacks would suck so bad!
By this time my cock and balls are not cold and sucked up into me so on this next set of 100 my balls started bouncing up and down which started my mind to think about it which forced blood into my penis. Now here I am with a semi hard, larg penis with some room to swing. Before I realize it, my dick is swinging down like a hammer and smacking my balls and just doing a full on
whack to my lower abdomen on every jump. I loved it and hated it because after the set my balls felt achy and I knew there were a lot more coming. 400 done.
I tried to go a little faster on this next set because my legs were finally warmed up and stretched out so I wasn't feeling it so intensely now. As I started my "fast" set my dick just started doing this windmill move swinging around in front of me 360 degrees lol which I preferred to the
whambam smack to my balls and stomach. But as I settled in to a rhythm, the smacking came back. After an additional 100 ball smacks I was done with 500. From here I settled into a pretty good pace, doing 100 at a time, taking a few seconds to breath and a few steps around the garage before jumping, literally, back into them. I was feeling more confident now that I was past the halfway point and on the downhill side of things.
I took a break at 700 and when I started back up I told myself I should just go for a quick 200 and then finish with a set of 100. I pushed past 100, balls all over the place and penis getting redder as the reps climbed, and approached 900 total jumping jacks. Trying to challenge myself I decided to keep going and see if I could make it 1000. I did! I definitely broke a sweat and I don't foresee myself doing 1000 jumping jacks again anytime soon. Thank you for the challenge!! My balls were less thankful. Underwear really does support a man
