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Where have you had sex?

Jaro

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The big lord and ultimate worm of the universe
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Location
The Netherlands
Gender
male
Pride
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For answering, please refer to 'sex' as any action involving sexually stimulating yours and/or at least one other persons genitals or anus.
BDSM actions like spanking another persons balls don't count.

Have you had sex? Please check the ones you have and give us your total score as well.

Optionally: let us know which ones you -now- want to have sex.

  • On the floor
  • In the living room
  • In a shower
  • In a bath or jacuzzi
  • In the kitchen
  • In every room of the house
  • On a table or desk
  • Inside a closet
  • In someone else bed without their knowledge
  • On a creaky bed
  • On a waterbed
  • In front of a mirror
  • On a flight of stairs
  • In front of a public facing window
  • In a hotel
  • In a tent
  • In a car
  • In a plane
  • In a boat
  • In a sauna
  • In a hammock
  • On a running washing machine
  • On a pool table
  • Outside
  • On a balcony
  • On a roof
  • In a backyard
  • Under the stars at night
  • In the rain
  • In the snow
  • On the beach
  • In a lake, sea or ocean
  • In the woods
  • In a bale of hay
  • In a graveyard
  • At school
  • At work
  • On a printer or copy machine
  • In general public
  • In an elevator
  • On public transport
  • In a public bathroom stall
  • In a locker room
  • In a dormitory room
  • At a club or bar
  • In a movie theater during the film
  • At a restaurant
  • On the Aztec ruins in front of the gods
 
  • On the floor
Yes
  • In the living room
Yes
  • In a shower
Yes
  • In a bath or jacuzzi
Yes
  • In the kitchen
Yes
  • In every room of the house
No
  • On a table or desk
Yes
  • Inside a closet
No
  • In someone else bed without their knowledge
Yes
  • On a creaky bed
Yes
  • On a waterbed
No
  • In front of a mirror
Yes
  • On a flight of stairs
Yes
  • In front of a public facing window
Yes
  • In a hotel
Yes
  • In a tent
Yes
Yes
  • In a plane
No
  • In a boat
Yes
  • In a sauna
No
  • In a hammock
No
  • On a running washing machine
No
  • On a pool table
No
Yes
  • On a balcony
Yes
  • On a roof
Yes
  • In a backyard
Yes
  • Under the stars at night
Yes
  • In the rain
No
  • In the snow
Yes
  • On the beach
Yes
  • In a lake, sea or ocean
Yes
  • In the woods
Yes
  • In a bale of hay
No
  • In a graveyard
Yes
  • At school
Yes
Yes
  • On a printer or copy machine
No
  • In general public
Yes
  • In an elevator
No
  • On public transport
No
  • In a public bathroom stall
Yes
  • In a locker room
No
  • In a dormitory room
No
  • At a club or bar
Yes
  • In a movie theater during the film
Yes
  • At a restaurant
Yes
  • On the Aztec ruins in front of the gods
No but goals.


32 out of 48
 
Crossed out those I've not done
  • On the floor
  • In the living room
  • In a shower - Slipping hazard! Eep started out with the goal of more, ended up as foreplay after practicality considerations.
  • In a bath or jacuzzi - Bath, was a tight fit, but a very comfy embrace and hand job, loving and relaxing.
  • In the kitchen - dinner was taking too long to cook 🤷‍♀️
  • In every room of the house - I mean, you've gotta have a hobby right?
  • On a table or desk - uhm, we had to tighten the bolts in it afterwards..
  • Inside a closet - highly recommended, darkness, enforced closeness, not much chance of penetration but very fun change of pace. very intimate.
  • In someone else bed without their knowledge
  • On a creaky bed - We put pillows between the headboard/wall to brace it a bit
  • On a waterbed
  • In front of a mirror - not intentionally, but hey, was a surprise.
  • On a flight of stairs
  • In front of a public facing window - Accidentally, closed the curtains part way through.
  • In a hotel - I mean, who hasn't been on holiday
  • In a tent - Would like to but not one to go camping often, the idea of warm bodies in a cool/cold thinly protected environment is hot.
  • In a car - Blowjobs whilst driving are a dangerous distraction.. not again, parked up to let it continue XD
  • In a plane
  • In a boat
  • In a sauna
  • In a hammock
  • On a running washing machine
  • On a pool table
  • Outside - Couple times see below
  • On a balcony
  • On a roof
  • In a backyard
  • Under the stars at night - would like to one day, sounds kinda nice, the afterglow especially would be so pleasant.
  • In the rain - waiting for a heavy rain shower to pass, took shelter under natural cover, and, well, got bored waiting
  • In the snow
  • On the beach
  • In a lake, sea or ocean
  • In the woods
  • In a bale of hay
  • In a graveyard
  • At school
  • At work
  • On a printer or copy machine
  • In general public - hands in each others waistlines under a bridge! One older person walked past us during.. probably realised :eek:
  • In an elevator
  • On public transport
  • In a public bathroom stall
  • In a locker room
  • In a dormitory room - Yup, university will do that to people
  • At a club or bar
  • In a movie theatre during the film - not to completion but got pretty handsy under a blanket!
  • At a restaurant - does a remote control vibe count?
  • On the Aztec ruins in front of the gods
19/48
 
floor, living room, hotel, tent, car, sauna, outside, backyard, snow, woods, movie theater.

score? Eventually figured out my grey or whatever-you-wanna-call-it asexuality so i rate that 100%.

Don't wanna have sex buuut for the bragging rights I'd tolerate plain - mile high club!

I wonder if someone's gonna beat you!
Funny choice of words in a kinky community ;)
 
For answering, please refer to 'sex' as any action involving sexually stimulating yours and/or at least one other persons genitals or anus.
BDSM actions like spanking another persons balls don't count.

Have you had sex? Please check the ones you have and give us your total score as well.

Optionally: let us know which ones you -now- want to have sex.

  • On the floor ✅
  • In the living room ✅
  • In a shower ✅
  • In a bath or jacuzzi ✅ (both)
  • In the kitchen ✅
  • In every room of the house X
  • On a table or desk ✅
  • Inside a closet X
  • In someone else bed without their knowledge ✅
  • On a creaky bed ✅
  • On a waterbed X
  • In front of a mirror ✅ (not intentionally)
  • On a flight of stairs ✅
  • In front of a public facing window X
  • In a hotel ✅
  • In a tent ✅
  • In a car ✅
  • In a plane X
  • In a boat ✅
  • In a sauna X
  • In a hammock X
  • On a running washing machine X
  • On a pool table X
  • Outside ✅
  • On a balcony X
  • On a roof X
  • In a backyard ✅
  • Under the stars at night ✅
  • In the rain ✅
  • In the snow X
  • On the beach X
  • In a lake, sea or ocean X
  • In the woods X
  • In a bale of hay X
  • In a graveyard X
  • At school X
  • At work X
  • On a printer or copy machine X
  • In general public ✅ (think it counts)
  • In an elevator X
  • On public transport ✅
  • In a public bathroom stall ✅
  • In a locker room X
  • In a dormitory room X
  • At a club or bar ✅
  • In a movie theater during the film X
  • At a restaurant X
  • On the Aztec ruins in front of the gods X (interested 🤭😅)
22 🤭😅
 
For answering, please refer to 'sex' as any action involving sexually stimulating yours and/or at least one other persons genitals or anus.
BDSM actions like spanking another persons balls don't count.

Have you had sex? Please check the ones you have and give us your total score as well.

Optionally: let us know which ones you -now- want to have sex.

  • On the floor ✅
  • In the living room ✅
  • In a shower✅
  • In a bath or jacuzzi✅
  • In the kitchen✅
  • In every room of the house
  • On a table or desk
  • Inside a closet
  • In someone else bed without their knowledge ✅
  • On a creaky bed ✅
  • On a waterbed
  • In front of a mirror
  • On a flight of stairs ✅
  • In front of a public facing window ✅
  • In a hotel ✅
  • In a tent
  • In a car ✅
  • In a plane
  • In a boat
  • In a sauna
  • In a hammock
  • On a running washing machine
  • On a pool table
  • Outside ✅
  • On a balcony ✅
  • On a roof
  • In a backyard ✅
  • Under the stars at night
  • In the rain
  • In the snow
  • On the beach
  • In a lake, sea or ocean
  • In the woods
  • In a bale of hay
  • In a graveyard
  • At school
  • At work ✅
  • On a printer or copy machine
  • In general public
  • In an elevator
  • On public transport
  • In a public bathroom stall
  • In a locker room
  • In a dormitory room
  • At a club or bar
  • In a movie theater during the film ✅
  • At a restaurant
  • On the Aztec ruins in front of the gods
 
  • On the floor ✅
  • In the living room ✅
  • In a shower✅
  • In a bath or jacuzzi✅
  • In the kitchen✅
  • In every room of the house❌
  • On a table or desk✅
  • Inside a closet❌
  • In someone else bed without their knowledge ✅
  • On a creaky bed ✅
  • On a waterbed ✅
  • In front of a mirror✅
  • On a flight of stairs ✅
  • In front of a public facing window ✅
  • In a hotel ✅
  • In a tent ✅
  • In a car ✅
  • In a plane ❌
  • In a boat ✅
  • In a sauna ✅
  • In a hammock ✅
  • On a running washing machine ✅
  • On a pool table❌
  • Outside ✅
  • On a balcony ✅
  • On a roof ✅
  • In a backyard ✅
  • Under the stars at night ✅
  • In the rain ❌
  • In the snow ❌
  • On the beach ✅
  • In a lake, sea or ocean ✅
  • In the woods ✅
  • In a bale of hay ❌
  • In a graveyard❌
  • At school❌
  • At work ✅
  • On a printer or copy machine❌
  • In general public ✅
  • In an elevator ❌
  • On public transport❌
  • In a public bathroom stall✅
  • In a locker room✅
  • In a dormitory room❌
  • At a club or bar❌
  • In a movie theater during the film ❌
  • At a restaurant❌
  • On the Aztec ruins in front of the gods❌
 
  • On the floor ✅
  • In the living room ✅
  • In a shower✅
  • In a bath or jacuzzi✅
  • In the kitchen✅
  • In every room of the house❌
  • On a table or desk✅
  • Inside a closet❌
  • In someone else bed without their knowledge ✅
  • On a creaky bed ✅
  • On a waterbed ✅
  • In front of a mirror✅
  • On a flight of stairs ✅
  • In front of a public facing window ✅
  • In a hotel ✅
  • In a tent ✅
  • In a car ✅
  • In a plane ❌
  • In a boat ✅
  • In a sauna ✅
  • In a hammock ✅
  • On a running washing machine ✅
  • On a pool table❌
  • Outside ✅
  • On a balcony ✅
  • On a roof ✅
  • In a backyard ✅
  • Under the stars at night ✅
  • In the rain ❌
  • In the snow ❌
  • On the beach ✅
  • In a lake, sea or ocean ✅
  • In the woods ✅
  • In a bale of hay ❌
  • In a graveyard❌
  • At school❌
  • At work ✅
  • On a printer or copy machine❌
  • In general public ✅
  • In an elevator ❌
  • On public transport❌
  • In a public bathroom stall✅
  • In a locker room✅
  • In a dormitory room❌
  • At a club or bar❌
  • In a movie theater during the film ❌
  • At a restaurant❌
  • On the Aztec ruins in front of the gods❌
31! Someone’s been misbehaving 🤭
 
  • On the floor
  • In the living room
  • In a bath or jacuzzi
  • In the kitchen
  • In every room of the house
  • On a creaky bed
  • On a flight of stairs
  • In front of a public facing window
  • In a hotel
  • In a tent
  • In a car
  • On a running washing machine
  • Outside
  • In a backyard
  • In the woods
  • In a public bathroom stall
  • In a dormitory room
 
  • On the floor ✅
  • In the living room ✅
  • In a shower ✅
  • In a bath or jacuzzi ❌ but ooo...
  • In the kitchen ✅
  • In every room of the house ❌
  • On a table or desk ✅
  • Inside a closet ❌, but I've been bound, gagged and vibes inside one while my husband had vanilla friends in the room...
  • In someone else bed without their knowledge ❌
  • On a creaky bed ❌🤭
  • On a waterbed ❌
  • In front of a mirror ❌
  • On a flight of stairs ❌
  • In front of a public facing window ✅😳
  • In a hotel ✅
  • In a tent ❌🥶👀
  • In a car ✅
  • In a plane ❌, but I've had toys in...
  • In a boat ❌
  • In a sauna ❌🥵
  • In a hammock ❌😱
  • On a running washing machine ❌ only solo...
  • On a pool table ❌, only groped
  • Outside ✅
  • On a balcony ❌😍
  • On a roof ❌
  • In a backyard ✅
  • Under the stars at night ✅
  • In the rain ✅
  • In the snow ❌, don't give my husband/Mistress any more snow ideas 🥶😱
  • On the beach ✅
  • In a lake, sea or ocean ❌
  • In the woods ✅
  • In a bale of hay ❌
  • In a graveyard ✅
  • At school ❌
  • At work ❌ not MY work, anyway...
  • On a printer or copy machine ❌ but want to...
  • In general public ✅
  • In an elevator ❌
  • On public transport ❌ but I have other train tales...
  • In a public bathroom stall ✅
  • In a locker room ❌
  • In a dormitory room ❌
  • At a club or bar ❌
  • In a movie theater during the film ✅
  • At a restaurant ❌
  • On the Aztec ruins in front of the gods ❌ but that's a vacation idea 🤭
 
  • On the floor - of course
  • In the living room - of course
  • In a shower - yep
  • In a bath or jacuzzi - yes but we scurry back into the house to finish off. If anyone has ever drained and cleaned a hot tub you'll know you want to keep it fresh at all costs 🤣🤣🤣
  • In the kitchen - who hasn't
  • In every room of the house - yes
  • On a table or desk - absolutely
  • Inside a closet - yes in an apartment buildings bin store me and my ex were passing - we got caught as well haha
  • In someone else bed without their knowledge - when my friend first moved to india and I visited him I christened his bed while he was at work ha
  • On a creaky bed - yep
  • On a waterbed - no it's not the 1970s
  • In front of a mirror - plenty
  • On a flight of stairs - hell yeah
  • In front of a public facing window - yep but it was on the 20th floor
  • In a hotel - countless times
  • In a tent - yep
  • In a car - yep
  • In a plane No!!
  • In a boat - yep
  • In a sauna - lost count
  • In a hammock - no and sounds faffy
  • On a running washing machine - no
  • On a pool table - no
  • Outside - yep
  • On a balcony - uh huh
  • On a roof - no, again sounds faffy
  • In a backyard - god yes
  • Under the stars at night - yep
  • In the rain - nah
  • In the snow - oooph no
  • On the beach - yes
  • In a lake, sea or ocean - yep
  • In the woods - yep and been caught
  • In a bale of hay - no, although maybe one to try now I'm a country bumpkin
  • In a graveyard - no and nor would I 😬
  • At school - nope
  • At work - no
  • On a printer or copy machine - yes
  • In general public - yes
  • In an elevator - no - would you even have time?
  • On public transport - oh yes
  • In a public bathroom stall - more times than I care to remember
  • In a locker room - not unless a sauna one counts
  • In a dormitory room - my first time when I was a teenager 😁
  • At a club or bar - So many times
  • In a movie theater during the film - if a blowey counts then yes
  • At a restaurant - yep worse thing is everyone we was with knew exactly where me and my bf had slipped off to between courses 😈
  • On the Aztec ruins in front of the gods - no - my current boyfriend didn't come to Mexico with me otherwise we would have been sacrificing seed to the gods of the Maya 😏
 
  • On the floor
  • In the living room
  • In a shower
  • In a bath or jacuzzi
  • In the kitchen
  • In every room of the house
  • On a table or desk
  • Inside a closet
  • In someone else bed without their knowledge
  • On a creaky bed
  • On a waterbed
  • In front of a mirror
  • On a flight of stairs
  • In front of a public facing window
  • In a hotel
  • In a tent
  • In a car
  • In a plane
  • In a boat
  • In a sauna
  • In a hammock
  • On a running washing machine
  • On a pool table
  • Outside
  • On a balcony
  • On a roof
  • In a backyard
  • Under the stars at night
  • In the rain
  • In the snow
  • On the beach
  • In a lake, sea or ocean
  • In the woods
  • In a bale of hay
  • In a graveyard
  • At school
  • At work
  • On a printer or copy machine
  • In general public
  • In an elevator
  • On public transport
  • In a public bathroom stall
  • In a locker room
  • In a dormitory room
  • At a club or bar
  • In a movie theater during the film
  • At a restaurant
  • On the Aztec ruins in front of the gods
 
  • On the floor ✅
  • In the living room ✅
  • In a shower ✅
  • In a bath or jacuzzi ✅ Hot tub, both while people watched & alone
  • In the kitchen ✅
  • In every room of the house ✅
  • On a table or desk ✅
  • Inside a closet ❌
  • In someone else bed without their knowledge ✅
  • On a creaky bed ✅
  • On a waterbed ❌
  • In front of a mirror ✅
  • On a flight of stairs ❌
  • In front of a public facing window ✅
  • In a hotel ✅
  • In a tent ✅
  • In a car ✅ Backseat, me laying in the trunk, truck bed
  • In a plane ✅ Does a hand job count?
  • In a boat ✅ Sucked dick on the bow
  • In a sauna ✅ Handy/ got fingered
  • In a hammock ❌
  • On a running washing machine ❌
  • On a pool table ✅
  • Outside ✅
  • On a balcony ✅
  • On a roof ✅ Dont ask XD
  • In a backyard ✅
  • Under the stars at night ✅
  • In the rain ✅
  • In the snow ❌
  • On the beach ✅
  • In a lake, sea or ocean ✅
  • In the woods ✅
  • In a bale of hay ❌
  • In a graveyard ❌
  • At school ✅ Blow jobs
  • At work ✅
  • On a printer or copy machine ❌
  • In general public ✅
  • In an elevator ❌
  • On public transport ✅ Fingered
  • In a public bathroom stall ✅
  • In a locker room ✅ Bathroom of a locker room?
  • In a dormitory room ✅
  • At a club or bar ✅ Sneakily fingered and bathroom bj
  • In a movie theater during the film ✅ BJ's and fingering
  • At a restaurant ✅
  • On the Aztec ruins in front of the gods❌
 
  • On the floor✅
  • In the living room✅
  • In a shower✅
  • In a bath or jacuzzi✅
  • In the kitchen✅
  • In every room of the house❌️ Definitely planning on it when I've got something more long term. Christening every room.
  • On a table or desk✅
  • Inside a closet✅
  • In someone else bed without their knowledge✅
  • On a creaky bed✅
  • On a waterbed✅
  • In front of a mirror✅
  • On a flight of stairs✅
  • In front of a public facing window✅
  • In a hotel✅
  • In a tent✅
  • In a car✅
  • In a plane✅
  • In a boat✅
  • In a sauna✅
  • In a hammock❌️ Maybe somewhere warmer. In parts of the UK? No chance.
  • On a running washing machine❌️ Not had a freestanding washing machine ever
  • On a pool table❌️ Love the idea, but unlikely unless set circumstances happened at once, or the pool table is at mine.
  • Outside✅
  • On a balcony✅
  • On a roof✅
  • In a backyard✅
  • Under the stars at night✅
  • In the rain✅
  • In the snow❌️ could be fun, but snow doesn't settle too well where I am
  • On the beach✅
  • In a lake, sea or ocean✅
  • In the woods✅
  • In a bale of hay❌️ Just never seen the appeal
  • In a graveyard✅
  • At school✅
  • At work✅
  • On a printer or copy machine ❌️ wouldn't be interested in doing it.
  • In general public✅
  • In an elevator✅
  • On public transport✅
  • In a public bathroom stall❌️ maybe for the right partner
  • In a locker room✅
  • In a dormitory room✅
  • At a club or bar✅
  • In a movie theater during the film✅
  • At a restaurant✅
  • On the Aztec ruins in front of the gods ❌️- Not something I've done, but feels like it could be fun
 
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