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What is the best breakfast?

Guv'nor

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In your opinion, what is the best breakfast?

For me it can only be the Full English, but, even then there is a variety on what is included in it...

For me, it has to have bacon, sausages, fried eggs, baked beans, hash browns, grilled tomato, black pudding, mushrooms and toast. All with a bit of brown sauce. Ketchup and fruity brown sauce do not belong anywhere near a breakfast, and should be illegal... Fruity brown only belongs in the bin actually...
 
The best breakfast is the one you don't have to do anything for.
Cereals, water, and a banana. No time wasted.
 
Thats a bit wasteful, just get a kinky maid!
Making breakfast for others is a different thing altogether, I love that! So where is my maid outfit? I would make one hell of a kinky maid switch! Forget about breakfast, lunch will be all about carrots and sticks!
 
Breakfast is now my favorite meal of the day. I have oatmeal with milk or yoghurt, protein powder with different flavors, fruits, nuts, granola, fruit puree. I combine the flavors and textures depending on what I'm in the mood for.

I prepare it the evening before and leave it to soak in the fridge, adding crunchy ingredients in the morning before eating.

If calories didn't matter, it would be waffles with chocolate cream or chocolate croissants and a glass of orange juice.
 
Breakfast is now my favorite meal of the day. I have oatmeal with milk or yoghurt, protein powder with different flavors, fruits, nuts, granola, fruit puree. I combine the flavors and textures depending on what I'm in the mood for.

I prepare it the evening before and leave it to soak in the fridge, adding crunchy ingredients in the morning before eating.

If calories didn't matter, it would be waffles with chocolate cream or chocolate croissants and a glass of orange juice.
I do overnight oats like this alot to very good 👍
 
Have to correct myself. The best breakfast is an eternal breakfast!
As long as there are bananas and orange juice that is.
 
For some no doubt utterly silly psychological reason I can't eat a lot at breakfast - when I'm at home. When travelling or staying at my summer place I would love a big, solid, multi-course morning feast with bacon and eggs and pasties! Cheese and ham! Two mugs of strong tea with milk and sugar and a large glass of fresh orange juice on the side. And yogurt! Porridge? Bring the porridge!

But at home I have a probiotic yogurt shot with my morning meds, a mug of tea and two slices of toast - one with a thin slice of low-fat (but surprisingly delish) cheese, one with marmalade.
 
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